In the news

Surely with that much money he'd spend a bit more time in the sun. Looks like a fucking tube of toothpaste.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090416/twl-missing-teen-found-after-600-mile-bi-3fd0ae9.html

Looks like J.G.Ballard has bit the dust.
R.I.P. to the author of some of my favourite books.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8007331.stm

That's sad. I particularly enjoyed his more recent stuff like Cocaine Nights and Super Cannes...

Nazi cows rampage across the West Country:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKTRE53L5UZ20090422

*'The shaggy, russet-coloured "Heck" cattle imported into Britain from The Netherlands by Derek Gow are the product of a Nazi-sponsored breeding programme....

The herd has Herman Goering, the head of Hitler's Luftwaffe, to thank for its existence.'

*

Well, If Nazi cows didn't do it for you maybe this will:

"A workaday armed robbery at a Russian hairdressers turned into a three day sex ordeal for the would-be stickup merchant, leaving him with torn genitals and a viagra hangover."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

Bugger

there was another stabbing last night in stockwell, a 15 year old died and others were injured.

It was literaly right near my home, i've never heard people so upset. the anguish of one of the relatives was one of the most harrowing things i have ever heard.

In a cruel twist of fate...

a load of fire engines burnt to death

Only in Britain....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8054215.stm

Only in Britain....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8054215.stm

Similar has been happening on a proposed cycle lane project further south (midlands) thanks to some militant NIMBY resident pensioners with nothing better to do. Look out for fishing wire across the paths next year as they'll step it up a level I'd bet.

Jesus!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25506657-401,00.html

Cant believe there is a charge called "Mayhem"

PCP sounds like a great drug to try..

A mate of mine from Queensland used to boot that stuff... He turned out ok, actually...

This is not an endorsement.

PCP sounds like a great drug to try..

Trade: Phenodihydrochloride Benzelex, Street: The embalmer

Did you copy that straight from the Withnail & I page?
I should watch that fillum

Here: [ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine[/ame]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2]I'm afraid i did, and yes you really should.

"P.C.P."

Teacher starve your child, P.C. approved
As long as the right words are used
Systemised atrocity ignored
As long as bi-lingual signs on view
Ten foot sign in Oxford Street
Be pure - be vigilant - behave
Grey not neon, grey not real
Life bleeds, death is your birthright
P.C. she speaks impotent, sterile, naive, blind, atheist, sadist,
stiff-upper lip, first principle of her silence, of her silence

PCP - a P.C. police victory
PCP - a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Liposuction for your bad mouth boy
Cut out your tongue, effigies are sold
Words discoloured, bow to the bland
Heal yourself with sinner's salt
Doctors arrested for euthanasia
Kill smokers through blind vanity
If you're fat don't get ill
Europe's gravestone carved in plastic
P.C. she says inoculate, hallucinate, beware Shakespeare,
bring fresh air, king cigarette snuffed out by her midgets, by her midgets

PCP - a P.C. police victory
PCP - a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

P.C. caresses bigots and big brother, read Leviticus,
learnt censorship, pro-life equals anti-choice, to be scared of, of feathers

PCP - a P.C. police victory
PCP - a P.C. pyrrhic victory
When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable
Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Lawyers before love, surrogate sex
This land bows down to
Yours, unconditional love and hate
Pass the prozac, designer amnesiac

227 Lears and I can't remember the first line...[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8118721.stm

I see what they did there.
ho ho ho.

uh?

Russian Gas company + Nigerian gas = The new firm, to be called Nigaz

Looks as if they didn't quite think that one through.

uh?

Catch yourself on, Will...