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^pedant!

Doesn't sound as snappy in a comedy post MOTHERFUCK

;)

Epic Technology breakthrough... once I'd read it I really started to wonder why this hadn't been done ages ago..

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/invisibility-cloak-tanks-cows/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

I really hope that all humanity is destroyed so we can start again.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

Who cares? If a brother and sister want to fuck, then let them fuck. Just make sure you stamp on the baby when it comes out. Although... humans are fucking well shit, so +1 on WW3 also pls.

*Pulls Atomised from bookshelf*

Crywanks

Crywanks again

Canes massive line

Yeah! These are the end times baby!

gets off with the meat & cheese girl in Waitrose Clerkenwell

I fucking hate the sun...

"A TWISTED brother and sister...." Talk about quality impartial reporting. trollface.jpg

Yeah! These are the end times baby!

gets off with the meat & cheese girl in Waitrose Clerkenwell

she your sister?

Repped ;D

Was waiting for someone to say that. hehehe

Judging by the photo the brotherly/sisterly love has been going on for a few generations.

Judging by the photo the brotherly/sisterly love has been going on for a few generations.

Reminds of this classic Alan Partridge rant:

"You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I've seen the big-eared boys on farms."
"Oh, for goodness' sake."
"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother!"

And also entirely unrelated, but purely for the lolz:

"You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Do you deny that? No, I think his silence speaks volumes."

+1.. mind you cherie blair recent actions also questionable.. kilo of charlie worth £145,600 ffs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2033076/Cherie-Blair-blasted-handing-unduly-lenient-sentence-letting-cocaine-smuggler-walk-free-sitting-judge.html

#openseasonontheblairs

It's just because of his resemblance to her husband:

Very similar eyes and eyebrows. :)

OK, the rest of the face not so much, but you could make a case for the nose.

Fucking animals

Reporter's name is Shiv...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14820305

Pissed, driving up the motorway on the wrong side + no insurance.. she get's a 9 month prison sentence and a 15 month driving ban.. you cannot explain that.

Bet she serves 9 months of the driving ban while she's inside.

yep.. 6 month driving ban :(

comically:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14806312

Sentence seems pretty strong to me. I don't think she's really worried about driving knowing she's about to spend a good few months behind bars.

That's not to say I would be opposed to a longer ban. I just don't think it's a perversion of justice.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/abortion-counselling-block-defeated-2350667.html

BOOM.

Sentence seems pretty strong to me. I don't think she's really worried about driving knowing she's about to spend a good few months behind bars.

I couldn't really care less how long she spends behind bars, I would be happier with a community sentence and much longer ban.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/abortion-counselling-block-defeated-2350667.html

BOOM.

When Cameron said 'I know she is frustrated', all the old boys roared with laughter at that slightest hint of sexual connotation.... Fucking bleak.

Load the nukes and kill the family, peeps. I'm off to drink a bottle of single malt, ask out the redhead PA I stare at all day, and two's-up with CG and Waitrose girl.

(another) plane goes down in Russia. This time with an entire KHL Icehockey team in it.

http://www.avherald.com/h?article=4428da13&opt=7168

If nothing else It'll hopefully make them sort out their awful aviation record. I have a friend who is an engineer for Lufthansa, and spends half his time in Moscow fixing planes for their partners, and he's just amazed at the shit he sees there.

Pavol Demitra & Ruslan Salei, NHL legends, was amongst the players.

When Cameron said 'I know she is frustrated', all the old boys roared with laughter at that slightest hint of sexual connotation.... Fucking bleak.

Load the nukes and kill the family, peeps. I'm off to drink a bottle of single malt, ask out the redhead PA I stare at all day, and two's-up with CG and Waitrose girl.

She was on a ridiculous mission to bring religious groups into abortion councilling, then gets so bitter when it's thrown out she blames the lib dems and pathetically whines about it during primisters questions. She is laughable. Maybe the backbench Tories just like laughing at blondes, but she deserves to be laughed at, she's a fucking moron.

^ 1+

Vile, backwards woman.