Why is Australia better than England at sport?

Shit you had your work cut out today Robb ;)

anyone for a whip round?
for a one way ticket back to the land of milk and honey for somebody who really needs it.

We're doing okay people.. just a little more.. dig deep.. think of your kids.. your future..

who wants to play a game of "my dick is bigger than your dick"?

has Australia ever won a war?

serious question.

we don't tend to start wars, but there's been a few where the poms and/or yanks dragged us into the shit. Boer War, WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam (oh wait, those last two weren't actually won by our side).

we've also beaten up several small pacific island nations (and new zealand is ours if want to go and get it).

having said that, we've also never been properly attacked (at least the whiteys haven't) apart from a few Japanese bombs pointed at Darwin in WW2.

who wants to play a game of "my dick is bigger than your dick"?

You start.

Shouldn't you toss to see who goes first?

I want heads

You won't be surprised to hear that I prefer tails.

surprised look

tick tick tick seems to have run away.. oh well..

ben, are you robin?