Why is Australia better than England at sport?

no it isn't. it's a reason for national pride. you should be thankful that australia has given something to the rest of the world.

has Australia ever won a war?

serious question.

they tend to be a bit scared of starting wars, on account of being a bunch of big gay wusses.

tell that to the ANZAC's or bruce ruxton

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go back to australia as soon as possible, dale. until then keep your gob shut and show some respect for the people who are letting you stay here and employing you.

my archery club received fuck all govt. funding. I was a junior state champion .

i think i have a new login name for dale:

jingodingo

go back to australia as soon as possible, dale. until then keep your gob shut and show some respect for the people who are letting you stay here and employing you.
dude, i have an EU passport, so i can work here as much as you! probably pay more tax than you for that matter.

"pay more tax"

well you earn more than I do, so you may well pay more tax although I fail to see the relevance.

Just go back to Australia like a good little dingo

i'll go back, when you get smart enough english people to fill my job ;)
so, never.

off you trot, Quantas have got a deal on!

what, lab assistant? do they earn that much?

QANTAS ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantas

i'll go back, when you get smart enough english people to fill my job ;)
so, never.

i expect a smart Malaysian does your job back in australia but without whinging about his/her adopted country

not really, they are really strict on immigrants.

Dogs, you lot aren't as good as us at cycling are you?

or ordering bikes...

one olympics or one world cup victory, don't change the facts.

i found an intersting fact. the all time olympic medal tables show australia managed 10th the u.k 3rd behind the ussr and usa. that includes the winter olympics so germany/france/italy should beat the u.k as they have snow.

you should've shot some kangaroos or dingoes or something to raise money.
or picked a real sport like running in circles.

I started bowhunting (runners) instead.

The hat would foul the bowstring at full-draw. Best to have nothing or something with a floppier brim :)

Dig the knife holder though.. could settle disputes real fast with that..

It's ok. Oz do seem to be producing better sportmen and women than us at the moment. But, it has been sientifly proven (maybe) that us English can drink more alcahol (not to big an issue it may seem but then why are all the Ozzies over hear trying but failing to prove that statement wrong?), we have bigger cocks enableing us to pleasure our (and your) women better (I am only assuming this but looking at all the Ozzie machoness they have to be compensating for something. Right?) and your all a buch of bloddy convicts!!!!

You have better beer, yes it is true.
I have a bigger cock tho, it's bigger than you.
As for the convict thing, me granddad, he wasn't dumb
He sailed his arse to Oz, away from this slum.

Thankyou and goodnight ;)

Well, someone said poetry would get me rep points.. :P

anyone for a whip round?
for a one way ticket back to the land of milk and honey for somebody who really needs it.

has Australia ever won a war?

serious question.

Didn't they win the Silver Medal at Gallipoli?