List of people that Object needs to slap

Me

Why do you think you deserve a slap?

erm been a bad boy!

Did it affect or outrage me in anyway?

Hippy didn't learn the first time.

One party and three slaps handed to a few lucky recipients.
List edited for reference.

So how many people want some slap and tickle from Object?

It looks like Object and Craig David have something in common - talking about themselves in the third person.

I just love the word "object".
Plus it means I can locate this thread quicker.
Plus you've just made object's list you cunt.

updated.

I just watched this clip, it is exactly how I feel all the bloody time. Brilliant.

[ame="http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/210218"]Go With The Status Quo - Clips - South Park Studios[/ame]

AFKA Object: I want you to add everyone ever who digs musicals.

Edited.

Cunt.

x

Plagiarist.. We have met briefly on only one occasion but I would deeply appreciate being added to your list. I need a good fucking clip around the ears.

Sorry mr Balki, you need to earn that right.
Ask Hippy how to do it, he seems pretty good at making my list.

Didn't work for me, but then, I'm dead inside.

Loved this post.

Sorry mr Balki, you need to earn that right.
Ask Hippy how to do it, he seems pretty good at making my list.

More fucking fail. FFS!

Why didn't you tell me you were a ginger, ausie cunt.

Interestingly, I have ginger armpit hair.

The carpet doesnt match the drapes, so to speak.

Sorry mr Balki, you need to earn that right.
Ask Hippy how to do it, he seems pretty good at making my list.

:D :P :) :-*

double cunt

Where are you? I'm getting on my bike now and riding top where ever you are just so that I can slap you.

You wouldn't make it passed my security detail. They'd have you minced and served to me in pie form before you hit Action.

= :>

You're fucked now..
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/smileys.html

You wouldn't make it passed my security detail. They'd have you minced and served to me in pie form before you hit Action.

= :>

You're fucked now..
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/smileys.html
Two things;

Firstly, you eat too much anyway.
Secondly, I'm perfectly capable of mincing without the aid of your security.

1. There's no such thing as too much when it comes to food.
   
2. That may well be the case but defeats the investment I have made into surgical steel human-sized chopping/blending/pureeing units.