List of people that Object needs to slap

1. There's no such thing as too much when it comes to food.
   
2. That may well be the case but defeats the investment I have made into surgical steel human-sized chopping/blending/pureeing units.
   

1. Fatty fat fat fat.
   
2. Just keep them for our sex games.
   

1. I'm going to sit on you (not in the good way)
   
2. Okay, but I'll have to keep them set on puree after what happened last time.. the mess.. how did we ever clean those sheets???
   

It's about time I updated this.

Object (about the same weight as a vagina)

Repost!

Object (about the same weight as a vagina)

And that's why you'll always remain a permanent feature on my list.
Now fetch me a cider whilst you think about what you have done.

Object (bleeds about as often as a vagina)

And that's why you'll always remain a permanent feature on my list.
Now fetch me a cider whilst you think about what you have done.

You.. ordering me around.. you're going on my list bitch.

Lists, THE thing to have for Autumn 09.

Now, go get me a whisky.

1. Hippy
   
2. Object
   

Your whisky was tasty!

Your whisky was tasty!

i miss this thread, whats happened to you anger nowadays anyway? are you going soft?

I now have almost all of the inconceivably dull shit that this forum throws up on ignore, thus distancing me further from the livid vessel of disdain that I used inhabit.

If you really need to fill your heart with the tedious rantings of a cretin go and read some shit blog, I would whole heartedly recommend my own if it didn't involve publicising the fact that I am, like most people, a pox on the face of this planet.

but he is still an utter cunt.. which is nice

that could be true....that could be true.....or maybe he's gonna be a monk?

I now have almost all of the inconceivably dull shit that this forum throws up on ignore

good for you!

If you really need to fill your heart with the tedious rantings of a cretin go and read some shit blog, I would whole heartedly recommend my own...

What's the address?

www.readallofmytediousthoughtsbecauseineedyoutolikemetovalidatemyexistence.blogoff.co.ck

Fuck you VB.

Baiter

Ban me.

Delete this!

Master

Baiter

Ban me.

I verily ban thee!

Did it work?

No violence as a New Years Resolution?

I resolve nothing.

I will continue hating the pointless celebration concerning the relation of celestial bodies relative positions to each other.