Ban motorbikes from the road!

What's KWC?

kwik wanking cunt

Sorry, King Williams College. Local Public school.

I realise that the police are generally thick as 2 short planks, but I was under the impression there was a 3 plank minimum rule for public schoolboys.

I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but were you aware that the above groups are amalgamating?

That's right. You heard it here first. The Church Force are coming to a diocese near you very soon, and they're going to slap some stigmatacuffs on you, before you photoshop in vain again.

:D

I actually laughed like a pig :)

Generally well off and that guarantees you a seat at the lodge.
@ Platini - Did you wear the purple and black striped tie?

The police here are either god squad or masons. Some may even be KWC old boys.

Indeed. (Everyone else: this is a Manx thing - you wouldn't understand).

Ballakermeen - I bow to your superior intellect and bank balance. I will endeavour to stop being a lazy cunt on the spelling front.

Cap Doffed

Generally well off and that guarantees you a seat at the lodge.
@ Platini - Did you wear the purple and black striped tie?

FFS! The concept of private education is frankly, as unwelcome to me as spunk up my nostril...

FFS! The concept of private education is frankly, as unwelcome to me as spunk up my nostril...

so you have been to public school then…

FFS! The concept of private education is frankly, as unwelcome to me as spunk up my nostril...

That does sound like the title of a certain kind of memoir.

Never happier than when carting folk off to the grave.

so you have been to public school then…

Hehe...

FFS! The concept of private education is frankly, as unwelcome to me as spunk up my nostril...

It's not to be sniffed at...

That does sound like the title of a certain kind of memoir.

At a publishing convention recently they held a competition to dream up the best title for one of those Angela's Ashes-style tales of deprived/abused childhood.
The winner?
Please Grandad, Not on my Face.

Your redeeming yourself slightly.

Anyways yea, personally i think they should b banned, they are impractical and their so called ability to be faster in traffic only exists when there is a queue at traffic lights and they skip the line up the wrong side of the road coming straight towards you.

Yep ban them they have no practical use...

All food except porridge. all liquid except water. music, art, books, TV, games, swearing, sport, kissing, pets, Welsh, architecture, fashion.

All things that have no practical use. And all things without which life would be unbearable. With the possible exception of Welsh :-)

Since when was the necessity any adequate measure of worth? It is the unnecessary that makes life the joyous, stupendously marvellous thing it is.

what's the deal with bikes in bus lanes now?

Que?
Queue.

Queue?
Queueue.

Your go.

what's the deal with bikes in bus lanes now?

Experimental traffic orders will start on 5th January. LCC view here:

http://www.lcc.org.uk//index.asp?PageID=1214
http://lcc.org.uk/index.asp?PageID=1215

Oliver
LCC

very good at calling for things to be "banned" in this country, ain't we?

guns are banned..

people still get shot.

in fact the only ban that works is smoking inside public places, that worked.

Should we ban banning?

Aroogah: banned.

for banning.

guns are banned..

actually guns aren't banned at all, we simply have the strictest gun law in the world, but didn't banned them.