Ban motorbikes from the road!

Your redeeming yourself slightly.

Anyways yea, personally i think they should b banned, they are impractical and their so called ability to be faster in traffic only exists when there is a queue at traffic lights and they skip the line up the wrong side of the road coming straight towards you.

Ok, I'll bite: what utter crap.

1. Care to define "impractical" as I'm failing to see how transport that's fast, efficient, cheap to run, easy to park and easy to maintain is impractical but feel free to set me straight??

2. And only fast passing a queue to the lights?! My ride to work takes 40mins and I park right outside my building. In a car it's 1h15+ (although there's no parking when you get there), about the same on a bicycle, about an hour if I do the house>tube stn>tube>walk to work. And there's only 4 sets of lights :)

3. And even if 1 and 2 were true how would that justify banning them???

don't ban motorcyclists, simply force the police to make arrest/fine when a motorcyclists are in the wrong, i.e. on the ASL (I never seen a motorbikes getting stopped by the police simply for being there, let alone car).

the worse thing about motorbikes - the noise pollution, sometime it's so bad, that it rattle the windows of my girlfriend's flat very badly just because they need to have a 180mph motorbikes in central London.

my dad is a motorbike nut... aint nothing better then **120 mph down a coutry road **on the back of a ducati!! no bans please.

This is a pro-motorbike argument is it?

is this something to do with the fact that i spelt country wrong?
shall i retrieve another quote form my sentence?
"aint nothing better"

my dad is a motorbike nut... aint nothing better then 120 mph down a coutry road on the back of a ducati!! no bans please.

Is your father the fucker who's responsible for knocking me off the bike due to 'racing' too close to me at 120mph on the opposite side t a country lane and torn my ligament muscle in my knee due to crashing against a stone wall 3 years ago?

I almost have a head-on crash, and I didn't even get to have my life flashed in front of me, just the bright headlight of the ducati blinded me in broad daylight.

is this something to do with the fact that i spelt country wrong?
shall i retrieve another quote form my sentence?
"aint nothing better"

Yeh, that's right, it's the spelling. Spelling is the reason behind a large number of fatal accidents. Jesus wept.

Is your father the fucker who's responsible for knocking me off the bike due to 'racing' too close to me at 120mph on the opposite side t a country lane and torn my ligament muscle on my knee?

no.

Thay like you are allowed to jump que's, it is not the bike at fault but the rider, just as in some cases cyclists do stupid things.

Please tell me that you didn't go to King Wiliam's.
'queues' FFS.

no.

good, racetrack is there for a reason.

care for a medal?

"no bans please". are you sure you can read? ;)

Unlike you, 'gusyup' Will is famously stupid and unpopular...

sorry "platini", i wasnt aware that you knew me?

He still doesn't fucking get it.
What's the speed limit dumbo? How wide are country lanes numb nuts? What does 2+2 =?

sorry "platini", i wasnt aware that you knew me?

I've just got version .3 Cuntdar up and running.
Seems to work.

sorry "platini", i wasnt aware that you knew me?

Insane.
@ Rosmal - I take it you have never actually ridden a motorised bike? Practical yes, faster than most other forms of transport - YES!

I believe that the Suzuki Hayabusa will do 200mph with a few legal aftermarket addons.

Hilberry isn't it?

He still doesn't fucking get it.
What's the speed limit dumbo? How wide are country lanes numb nuts? What does 2+2 =?

it was an empty dual carriage way, i didnt mean to offend you. just a bit of fun, if you seem to care so much perhaps you should invest in a speed gun and get out there?

I've just got version .3 Cuntdar up and running.
Seems to work.

very good.

Noise pollution

it was an empty dual carriage way, i didnt mean to offend you. just a bit of fun, if you seem to care so much perhaps you should invest in a speed gun and get out there?

Some kind of gun would seem to be the answer.

@ Platini - No, but if you check the stats you'll probably find that their spelling would be worse than mine. Just lazy sorry.

The Creg-ny-baa.

my dad is a motorbike nut... aint nothing better then 120 mph down a coutry road on the back of a ducati!! no bans please.

tell me about it, there's nothing like it!

Is your father the fucker who's responsible for knocking me off the bike due to 'racing' too close to me at 120mph on the opposite side t a country lane and torn my ligament muscle in my knee due to crashing against a stone wall 3 years ago?

I almost have a head-on crash, and I didn't even get to have my life flashed in front of me, just the bright headlight of the ducati blinded me in broad daylight.

yeah!! some motorbike knob hit me at 200mph and twisted my ankle! the bastard.

lpg, i love you.
and wigan will please dont shoot me, ive got enough on my plate as it is...

This stupid idea doesn't even warrant a reply.

Oh, wait I...

Two groups I have a lot of trouble with when they (as un-elected groups) start - effectively - legislating, the church (go and fuck yourself) and the police force.

I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but were you aware that the above groups are amalgamating?

That's right. You heard it here first. The Church Force are coming to a diocese near you very soon, and they're going to slap some stigmatacuffs on you, before you photoshop in vain again.

The police here are either god squad or masons. Some may even be KWC old boys.