Fakenger in Cycling Plus Magazine

Cetma racks on alu track bikes. That's my future.

Not faking orgasms.

On the subject of faking am I the only man on here ever to have faked an orgasm?

Nope, I'll say no more on the subject either

On the subject of faking am I the only man on here ever to have faked an orgasm?

You mean some men have real ones?

condoms make faking it so much easier

Could have been, but I took a year off, that whole period is quite vague as I was faking at everything around then.

Were you that one faking being a girl DJ when in actual fact you were a classically trained cellist bloke?

Flakenger.

Blakenger.

I'll get my coat.

Just a roadie with no gears or freewheel myself.

Soon to be a MTN biker with no gears or suspension.

Guess you could call me a simpleton

P.S Yes to the lycra nappy.

Do Assos do these yet?

Flakenger.

Which always reminds me of this;

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Yes. That's right.

The scar on my knee knows it's right too :-(

i am also an exenger. it's better than being a fakenger i guess?

Better a has-been, than a never-was, I always say.

;-)

You quoting Loudon Wainwright III there Bill?

Isn't Bill old enough to quote Loudon Wainwright I?

I think Bill is younger than me. You a Loudon fan Andy?

I've seen him (and enjoyed it) live a couple of times but not sure I'm a fan. I don't own any of his recordings.

He wrote Motel Blues... Love the Alex Chilton version...

I've seen him (and enjoyed it) live a couple of times but not sure I'm a fan. I don't own any of his recordings.

You are dead to me now.

Dead

i ride a chair all day, playing at graphic designers, but every-so-often out comes the 'fixie' on goes the Timbuk2 and the fakenger hits the streets looking the part (prat?) but without all that radio chatter and having to go where people want me to go and generally doing the delivering stuff thing...

being a graphic design ponce also means i can celebrate my fakengerness like this...

i ride a chair all day, playing at graphic designers, but every-so-often out comes the 'fixie' on goes the Timbuk2 and the fakenger hits the streets looking the part (prat?) but without all that radio chatter and having to go where people want me to go and generally doing the delivering stuff thing...

being a graphic design ponce also means i can celebrate my fakengerness like this...

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Can I get one of those?
I'll PM you.

i ride a chair all day, playing at graphic designers, but every-so-often out comes the 'fixie' on goes the Timbuk2 and the fakenger hits the streets looking the part (prat?) but without all that radio chatter and having to go where people want me to go and generally doing the delivering stuff thing...

being a graphic design ponce also means i can celebrate my fakengerness like this...

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Nice work!
Do you do special requests?
Hipakenger one for us 'older' riders ;)

the badges are 1" buttons, hand made on a proper press with a pin in the back.

i was going to do some LFGSS badges anyway, but the fakenger idea looked too good to miss.

3 badges with (UK) postage will be £2.90 - for the moment.

if there's enough interest/requests i'll do a few other designs and start a new thread.