Fakenger in Cycling Plus Magazine

You are a lawyenger no?

I'm an almostenger, went for the interview and got the job but they wouldn't give me a radio... Said I'd have to get a mobile phone or a pager, it was '94 or something... Told them I wouldn't do it if I didn't get a radio... Let's be honest, it's all about the cool radio... Best thing that could've happened...

cans of quatro and monster munch that turned your fingers orange.

Wasn't it basically Lilt ?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3rPlO8qEmco

You have inside knowledge so you can fake better. "10 4" "over and out" "Roger that"and all that jazz.

my dad was a real fakenger before the term even existed. he had a fake portable crystal set and bespoke sack. he didn't have a bike (they weren't invented yet) but he hung around mail coaches looking cool.

Clearly a postillionenger then.
I like the idea of a bespoke sac, BTW.

has yours gone all saggy, plats?

Wasn't it basically Lilt ?

yes but less pineapplely and less racist towards those who sometimes frequent the areas under palm trees doing very little.

'fraid so. Don't snigger. It'll happen to you all eventually...

Mmm, I used to love Lilt... Before I got into Rubicon mango, the sparkling one... That was the tits...

I feel left out; neither a fakenger nor a hipster. I demand to be classified!

Going by the Dewey Decimal, I'd suggest either:

796.608622 (cycling/Bourgeois)

796.6088344 (cycling/lawyer)

Couriers/Messengers could be 796.60687 (cycling/distribution), but I'm more inclined to go for 796.608633 (cycling/of low cultural development or non-literate).

less racist towards those who sometimes frequent the areas under palm trees doing very little.

Michael Winner?

Going by the Dewey Decimal, I'd suggest either:

796.608622 (cycling/Bourgeois)

796.6088344 (cycling/lawyer)

Couriers/Messengers could be 796.60687 (cycling/distribution), but I'm more inclined to go for 796.608633 (cycling/of low cultural development or non-literate).

Excellent but for one point. The terms bourgeois or lawyer might define my non cycling life but do not necessarily define me as a cyclist. Or is there a lawyerly way to cycle and do we humble litigators cycle differently from our smarter non contentious bretheren? How do divorce lawyers cycle and do conveyancers pedal without cleats?

that's a very marxist system.
it's all about the means of propulsion

Fixed-gear urban MTBs are an interesting offshoot of recent trends.

SUVengers????

that's a very marxist system.
it's all about the means of propulsion

The Dewey Decimal System was created for dyslexic libertarians. Not quite the Marxist dyslexic.

Fixed-gear urban MTBs are an interesting offshoot of recent trends.

Are we allowed to do this? Because I need a beater and have MTB parts coming out my arse. Plus I need something tough for the post-apocalyptic urban wasteland I've been hearing so much about

Are we allowed to do this?

PM Wiganwill. He's the chap who sets the rules.

Fuck exengers - I'm a YYenger :)

I used to hang around streets of Birmingham being a YSLenger. Cheers...

blue and white synthetic sportswear, my favorite look.
it's so versatile.

blue and white synthetic sportswear, my favorite look.
it's so versatile.

it works for the British olympic squad, it can work for everyone

Should we classify people who groom kids on the internet teenengers?

Oh and also, a few pages later on there was a photo of an eleven year old doing a no-hand trackstand in the Newport velodrome. On flats, with trainers on. Respect.

surely it's more impressive to do a no hand trackstand while strapped in tight as fuck to double strap pedals. its actually easier to do when not strapped in, and if you lose your balance and fall off at least you can put your foot down.

PM Wiganwill. He's the chap who sets the rules.

I must have missed that meeting.

surely it's more impressive to do a no hand trackstand while strapped in tight as fuck to double strap pedals. its actually easier to do when not strapped in, and if you lose your balance and fall off at least you can put your foot down.

Yes. That's right.

Yeh, me too Plats. Anyone got the minutes? Did I come across as a jerk?
Sorry to arrive late but I've been working. You know, couriering. Bloody excellent day since you ask.
I love my workmates and I love you lot too (apart from you know who you are).
On the subject of faking am I the only man on here ever to have faked an orgasm?