This courier got fired today...

I think you're seeing things old man.

The least you could have done was to change the reason for editing from 'fear of Platini's scorn' to 'rumbled by Tynan'.

Have you no pride ?

I'm an easy lover. I'll take your heart and you won't feel it.

:D

Now that's what I call music.

The least you could have done was to change the reason for editing from 'fear of Platini's scorn' to 'rumbled by Tynan'.

Have you no pride ?

Fixed. Done. Sorted.

So by being too old to be a hipster I am being hipsterishly ironic and therefore a hipster?

Eggsactly.

Great, I musy run and tell my daughters.

They likely carry the hipster gene, it tends not to be recessive in the male and is expressed more often than not.

An easy lover and a surgeon with ample general anaesthetic.

Fixed.

:D !!!!

"felt up by Tynan at Oxford Circus"

You need to bring your fantasy world under control it will lead to brain rot or possibly religion.

:d !!!!

**"felt up by tynan at oxford circus"
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you need to bring your fantasy world under control it will lead to brain rot or possibly religion.

fixed. Done. Sorted. Again.

I'm an easy lover. I'll take your heart and you won't feel it.

Patrick Bateman. On several counts...

Patrick Bateman. On every count...

fixed

Patrick Bateman. On several counts...

Well, it was hard not to like him...

Does this person know you've been fired yet?

It would be a fucking shame if you went in there for another "pickup" and accidentally smashed his so far down his throat he could chew with his arse. Terrible fucking shame.

you know what I would do? I'd simply head down there, find the bloke, and simply said "ah there you are, I no longer work for the (name of courier company) company, cause you got me fired" with a very serious face looking like you\re about to smash his teeth in.

see how he reacted, but adding a "why were you trying to get me fired?".

the simplest way is usually the best, especially when it's not breaking any law (e.g. smashing him up.

Go down there with a crank with 52 teeth chainring attached and tear him a new arsehole on his face

ArseFace(tm)

Actually, depending on how long you worked there for, etc, you might have some employment rights. Talk to your local CAB.

You may also find that - if you really are an employee - then the people you were couriering for may have fucked up your tax and you could shop them to HMRC, turn it into an expensive mistake.