Spotted in Manchester...

Hairspray on my bars every morning, keeps 'em grippy.

After you've finished preening a quiff?

Waste not want not.

That bike with the super narrow bars + bar ends was locked outside Tesco again. I felt bad locking up next to it.

Hipster inferiority complex can do that to you.

Saw a guy riding today down near the Triangle on the way back from picking up the wheelset, luminescent green rims, anyone on here?

man with cycle hat and courier bag in sainsbo's fallowfiled, no bike, i assume he was on a bike though and not dressed up for a night out, about 7.40

Sainsbo's is my new favourite way of saying Sainsburys

sburys?

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

You can tell the posh folks round here. I'm more an Asda boy. Those new self service tills make life a whole load easier when paying with the contents of my penny jar. I set a new PB last week of £8.76 in nothing bigger than 5p coins, all tipped out of an old water bottle.

tip: all veg should be weighed as onions or potatoes... thats asda value...!

thief

I often go for everything as carrots.

Single loose banana in Tesco. 20p.

Guy on a white fuji, riding behind me on Hyde road towards Gorton. I did ask him to do a skid but he only waved.

What a cock, admittedly I wouldn't have and then challenged you to a race and/or duel.

A duel at the game of bike?

A game of bike... to the death!

tomorrow, moss side, 1230, you're on

It's on like Donkey Kong!

(I have no idea what it means but my point still stands)

I'l fuck you easy, like Luigi.....no, wait

I don't think I want to do this any more....

It's on like the former soviet republic of Azerbaijan!

Let's go, like a kilo of uncut blow!