Cambridge Polo

Eddie: They are double courts so you play widthways across half a court each. so the nets make up one long side. It makes sense, just not when I say it.

Harvey: You mentioned that they are stupid busy before so it rules it out. I would be nice to have a central court for a tournament but hey ho, Trumpington looks good. Will mentioned the estate nearby is a little stabby stabby/shooty uppy but hopefully that won't matter.

Stabby stabby shooty uppy , there is a psycho family up there that blinded bus drivers and piss on puppies. Maybe pay the police to patrol our event apparently you can get them for 1500 quid for all day.

what, in trumpington?

what is one family going to do to 50+ hairy hippies from london/cambridge? if anything??

I think that may have been a sarcastic response to Matt's less than PC phraseology describing the socio-economic status of the inhabitants of Trumpington.

It made me laugh.

I thought stabby stabby AND shooty uppy were both the official terms. You know, unlike 'a bit wierd'.

I thought stabby stabby AND shooty uppy were both the official terms.

they are now.

you gotta stabby stab before you shooty uppy . Hit the vein and push the plunger, burn the driver wiv your laser. Put the puppies in the arc of your piss , pissing on puppies is pure bliss. Stabby stab your saab at Waitrose, shake your wang on a golden retriever .

you gotta stabby stab before you shooty uppy . Hit the vein and push the plunger, burn the driver wiv your laser. Put the puppies in the arc of your piss , pissing on puppies is pure bliss. Stabby stab your saab at Waitrose, shake your wang on a golden retriever .

and that's a wrap!

all we gotta do now is put the music together.

Eddie we is wrappin man

Jesus. You chaps have too much time on your hands! POLO tomorrow Woo hoo!

polo? or no polo?

POLO.

I woke up late but about to head down.

its feckin pissing down dude...

A bit of rain won't hurt you

it makes my bike rust, which is a bitch to clean

Eddie, the idea is you paint bikes so they dont rust.

paint is like, uh, extra weight dude.

Rust is lighter than steel !

rust is heavier than steel as there is now the additional weight of oxygen bonded to the iron. however, a rusty bit of metal is likely to become lighter as bits flake off.

Errrrmmmm that's wot i meant . Innit windy today.

fuck it, the Council are being arseholes, no one wants to tell me yes or no to using the trumpington court. no one apparently is responsible. typical city council response to a fairly simple question.

someone else is welcome to try calling them, 01223 457000, to get an answer

in my opinion, lets just have a tourney on the 13th June! anarchy rules innit.

They should pay us . What's the council done for us ? Apart from waste collection, parks, events and civic duties etc

yeah the bastards, they should line our palms with silver nuggets and beer tokens for contributing to the community and reducing crime and shit!

Standing up to knife crime.....

without us, Hugo Boss would be roaming the streets now, with his multiple knifes and inaudible ramblings.