Really annoying 'celebrities'

Duncan Norvelle's catchphrase was "Ooh, I could crush a grape". As catchphrases go, it's a keeper. Real end-of-the-pier stuff.

Duncan Norvells was 'Chase me'

FFS.

Norvelle - "chase me"

Francis - "crush a grape"..

As both are out of the celebrity glare there're not going on the list.

I've never even heard of Stu Francis, but I know his catchphrase. I can't work it out. I too have seen Duncan Norvelle, and very likely Keith Harris as well. I've been around the block me.

Oh dear...seems my humour was too dry.

Duncan N orvelle
Keith Harris N orville

Don't know why i bother! :]

Stu's career came to an abrupt end when he accidentaly said 'ooh I could flick your bean' live on kids tv. He works in Burger King in a service station in Luton now.

Oh dear...seems my humour was too dry.

Duncan N orvelle
Keith Harris N orville

Don't know why i bother! :]

Fool me once shame on you

Fool me twice shame on me...

;-)

None of them are fit to shine Jimmy Crickets odd boots

What the fuck has a Disney cartoon character got to do with it?

For the love of God. Don't do it Theory Swine

Yeah, stick to comedians!

Spookily enough, my name is Paul. That's because this is really mine.

^ lost cause

at least Mike Smith's his manager, highly likely he'll kill him off in a helicopter or bungie jump stunt anyway. If its the Dj though thats equally bad, I've never forgiven him for refusing to play Relax

Anyway..

R. I. P.

I've never forgiven him for refusing to play Relax

Well you can't blame him, he probably felt he didn't know you well enough!

Can agree with 6 of that list but why Johnny Vegas? Remeber seeing him loads in St Helens beofre he stopped doing stand up (and before I moved down here) and he was amazing. One of the best stand ups I've ever seen... and yes I've see Duncan Norvelle too.

Leave off, Jonny Vegas is about as funny as AIDS!

WELL annoying too! How the fuck he ever forged a career I'll never know...

Duncan Norvelle's catchphrase was "Ooh, I could crush a grape". As catchphrases go, it's a keeper. Real end-of-the-pier stuff.

^ Fuck me, these young'uns! Don't know shit.....

Fucking Bill Bailey.. WAC.. He's sitting behind me talking loud making shit jokes "Thanks for the coffee, if you've got a Mariachi band as well that would be perfect".. What's worse is al the fawning twats around him..

He's made it on my RIP wish list..

"It's thirsty work but it's Friday"... FFS. I want to slap him and the fucking receptionist for laughing like it's the funniest joke of all time..

turn around and kick him up the bollocks, then.

Andy Parsons, not necessary a celebrity but annoying nonetheless.

Laugh violently a good 5 seconds after everyone else.

Then let face drop to frown and stare, pointing at the exit.

He's gone now thank fuck... In an Addi Lee cab

Did you hear..? Bill Bailey. Killed in tragic car crash. Drunk Addison Lee driver was laughing so hard at one of his hilarious jokes an careered into a bollard on Broadwick St

RIP