Really annoying 'celebrities'

YouTube- Lady Sovereign - Hoodie

That. And her like. Can fuck right off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6AGvqafuMk

Not that bad this. But it's ages old. Guess PlanB's gone all commercial.

Really surprised to see that Lady Sov video, I'd heard she was cool and funny and stuff. And Ragga ish?! That just looks like a PPB for the Vicky Pollard Party, as delivered from down the swings.

I honestly don't, makes me sick... and I've given up having this argument at home, the Mrs is constantly glued to the screen, constantly asking me not to spend so much time on the computer... lost hope.

We are in exactly the same boat. My wife will watch any and everything. It really annoys me, especially when she tries to talk to me about it and I have to say flat out 'I am not interested in the slightest'

... especially when she tries to talk to me about it and I have to say flat out 'I am not interested in the slightest'

Spot-on, 'I couldn't care less...'

my missus is smarter, better educated and harder working than me.

but for some unknown reason she watches absolute shite of the hollyoaks variety on tv all the time. she also has absolutely no interest anything vaguely cultural, educational or factual. she has no interest in anything on BBC4 for example, whereas i'll watch pretty much anything on that channel.

i'll take any opportunity to learn about something new, however irrelevant or obscure, i just want to find out about things... she seems to be only interested in watching brightly coloured teenagers having made up relationship problems.

in fact every girl i've been out with (all both of them) has been the same.

gender thing? nerd thing? age thing? me thing?

Girl thing! As in flexibility, my Mrs. admits to all the accusations, but ultimately she's just easily amused, whereas I'm nothing but a grumpy old sod..

dunno, the missus only watch show from E4/Dave, and they're usually QI, Never mind the buzzcock, mock the weeks, stand-up comedy, how i met your mother, big bang theory etc.

she cannot stand hollyoak, she said if she wanted to watch hollyoak, she could've just camp outside the neighbour's flat and watch them argue for entertainment.

I enjoy where this discussion is going...

Women are all about social interaction (family)

Men are interested in how things work (hunter/gathering)

Survival has made it so.

i wil admit to listening to the prof green album the other day, not brilliant but digestable. sort like talking with G.

Repped

Having bimbled through this thread I've come to the conclusion that all celebrities are annoying. If they're not annoying, I seem inclined to consider them in their chosen entertainment profession.

i wil admit to listening to the prof green album the other day, not brilliant but digestable. sort like talking with Gizmond.

Know what you mean

'bimbled'

I like it

Following on from my mates Lady Sovereign story, this was another when he went to Shoreditch House:

*"....was in shoreditch house- wanky home of the wannabe inn dat dere London. *

*In strolls professional 'band bike' and all round pain in the arse Fearne Cotton. Full of attitude - we were stood next to her and she was name dropping. *

*I seized my chance. *

*Fearne?? I said *

*'yes' *

*'I know you must get people bugging you all the time with you being on telly and that' *

*'its ok it comes with the territory- with fame' *

*'When will we see you back on this morning with Phillip Schofield' *

*'Thats Fern Britton' *

*'Oh sorry is that not you' *

*'Erm no' *

*'Sorry got you confused with someone off the telly' bye' *

She was fcuking fuming with that. I was wetting myself"

^ Gold!

Following on from my mates Lady Sovereign story, this was another when he went to Shoreditch House:

*"....was in shoreditch house- wanky home of the wannabe inn dat dere London. *

*In strolls professional 'band bike' and all round pain in the arse Fearne Cotton. Full of attitude - we were stood next to her and she was name dropping. *

*I seized my chance. *

*Fearne?? I said *

*'yes' *

*'I know you must get people bugging you all the time with you being on telly and that' *

*'its ok it comes with the territory- with fame' *

*'When will we see you back on this morning with Phillip Schofield' *

*'Thats Fern Britton' *

*'Oh sorry is that not you' *

*'Erm no' *

*'Sorry got you confused with someone off the telly' bye' *

She was fcuking fuming with that. I was wetting myself"

Ha ha, can't stand Fearn Cotton, nice one

bet he'd still yentz her?

Bit of a overlap with the RIP thread.

Working on the Norton Theory of Predictive Demise of, if we keep saying they are dead it will happen, here's a list of cunting oxygen thieving "celebrities" we wish were dead. Once it happens we can happily place them in RIP.

In no real order the list runs at...

1. Graham Norton
   
2. James Cordon
   
3. Matthew Horne
   
4. Chris Moyles
   
5. Jonny Vegas
   
6. James Martin
   
7. Katy Price
   

Bit of a overlap with the RIP thread.

Working on the Norton Theory of Predictive Demise of, if we keep saying they are dead it will happen, here's a list of cunting oxygen thieving "celebrities" we wish were dead. Once it happens we can happily place them in RIP.

In no real order the list runs at...

1. Graham Norton
   
2. James Cordon
   
3. Matthew Horne
   
4. Chris Moyles
   
5. Jonny Vegas
   
6. James Martin
   
7. Katy Price
   
   

Can agree with 6 of that list but why Johnny Vegas? Remeber seeing him loads in St Helens beofre he stopped doing stand up (and before I moved down here) and he was amazing. One of the best stand ups I've ever seen... and yes I've see Duncan Norvelle too.

I've see Duncan Norvelle too.

I thought his name was Keith Harris?

Keith Harris has never crushed a grape

And Stu Francis has probably never shoved his hand up the arse of a green duck either...what's your point?

Anyone offering odds on that ^^ being true?