Parcel Force are c**ts

Posted on Fri 17th, October 2008

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• #176

Platini

Citylink FTW.
Also, Royal Mail FTW, if i miss a royal mail delivery i know that i can go up to the local sorting office (10min away) and collect my parcel the next day. They open at some crazy hour like 630am so can always get up there before work/college etc and the parcel is ALWAYS there, none of this "um it got put in the van, its probably somewhere in Glasgow right now. If you could just wait in for the next um 5 hours then we might, might be able to post another card through your door while your taking a shite "

It's 7:30am these days, unfortunately. This means I can't call in on the way to work...
• #177

Platini

Here'a a ParcelForce piano moment:
• #178

Skülly

I reckon he had a point.
• #179

Ant

Offer him out and give him your address. He'll go next door and punch your neighbour.
• #180

hippy

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ant again.
• #181

el_squire

Offer him out and give him your address. He'll go next door and punch your neighbour.

Rep has been added.
• #182

Platini

Sorted, hippy...
• #183

Platini

Ant's done well out of that one-liner...
• #184

Archi_Pelago

@Ant
Genius! Rep sent.
Hopefully you'll get it. Let me know if not, and I'll let you know the tracking number.
• #185

Pistanator

They'll charge you £8 for the pleasure too! Useless cunts

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