Parcel Force are c**ts

Now now, he might not be.. but Parcelfarce and their policies certainly are.
I didn't realise the workers they employ were so fucking slack though.. that's certainly enlightening.
My girl's bro used to drive vans for another company and earned fuck all working long days so maybe this guy is management. Probably explains why he has time to surf around and find anti-parcelfarce threads :)

Also a point of order.

How can we be both pricks and cunts?

I notice he failed to mention the little scam of charging a holding fee on imported goods and forcing the recipient to pick them up from their poxy fucking depots. Parcelfarce are cunts.

Also a point of order.

How can we be both pricks and cunts?

Hermaphroditist innit?

Nickname: A familiar, invented given name for a person or thing used instead of the actual name of the person or thing; A kind of byname that describes a person by a characteristic of that person

Hermaphroditist innit?

Worms are hermaphrodites but cannot cycle as they have no legs to shave.

Nematodist!

when that service is provided by a near monopoly.

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What the fuck is a 'near monopoly'

trivial pursuit

connect four

What the fuck is a 'near monopoly'

A near monopoly is something that is not a monopoly (as ParcelForce once were) but in an overly dominant market position.

Not an uncommon phrase:

"near monopoly" - Google Search

Not mouse trap then?
Shame :(

What the fuck is a 'near monopoly'

When you've lost a Scottie dog, a top hat, a racing-car and an iron...

Not mouse trap then?
Shame :(

Fair point but this could help

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&lr=&as_qdr=all&q=%22near%20monopoly%22&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

When you've lost a Scottie dog, a top hat, a racing-car and an iron...

Or when you have everything except the Waterboard

Fair point but this could help

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&lr=&as_qdr=all&q=%22near%20monopoly%22&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

So can this

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=classic+board+game+pictures&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

Or when you have everything except the Waterboard

huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding

Ripley Scott goes board game bonkers ...

A phrase that should last an eternity.

huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding

Ooops!

I meant "Waterworks"

A near monopoly is something that is not a monopoly (as ParcelForce once were) but in an overly dominant market position.

Not an uncommon phrase:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=near+monopoly&as_oq=&as_eq=&num=10&lr=&as_filetype=&ft=i&as_sitesearch=&as_qdr=all&as_rights=&as_occt=any&cr=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&safe=images

Oh yeah ? " ' near monopoly' "

If you really expect a better service go elsewhere - Citylink , Lynx ,DHL etc

Citylink FTW.
Also, Royal Mail FTW, if i miss a royal mail delivery i know that i can go up to the local sorting office (10min away) and collect my parcel the next day. They open at some crazy hour like 630am so can always get up there before work/college etc and the parcel is ALWAYS there, none of this "um it got put in the van, its probably somewhere in Glasgow right now. If you could just wait in for the next um 5 hours then we might, might be able to post another card through your door while your taking a shite"

Royal Mail have never charged me extra for the privilege of stopping one of my deliveries.

The only time iv been charged by royal mail was when halfords didn't put the right stamp on a wage slip they had to post to me after i left and that was halfords' fault for employing people who were have the mental capacity of an aborted feotus.

halfords ...wage slip...after i left...halfords' ... employing people who were have the mental capacity of an aborted feotus.

Interesting

Of course no offence intended to any aborted foetuses reading this.