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• #102
One of the first things that companies cut down on when the economic outlook is uncertain is advertising spend. Sadly I can see the current malaise spreading from banking throughout the commercial sector.
that's bad business. you should sack half you workforce who will be making stuff you can't sell, advertise more and grab a bigger market share killing off your competitors.
either that or dissolve the business straight away and give your workforce a payoff.
these 2 scenarios never happen though, businesses struggle on like a lame donkey trudging towards the knackers yard, when they get there they are skin and bone and worthless.
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• #103
Are you saying Royal Mail are perfectly justified in trying to force something through my letterbox that's well over 4 times the size of the opening, subsequently damaging it, by virtue of the fact I wasn't there to open the door?
No not perfectly justified - postie probably thought it was ok and was saving you the trip to your nearest depot to pick it up ...
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• #104
Plus I doubt he realise that bending it would damaged the tyres, after all it IS a tyres.
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• #105
Kevlar FTW
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• #106
Somebody should post a pic of Postman Plod - The Miserable Sod. Obnov I'm on the iPhone, which precludes me.
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• #108
I love you hippy...
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• #109
I know.. I've been getting the letters..
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• #110
I know.. I've been getting the jitters..
Fixed
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• #111
I know.. I've been getting the restraining order sorted..
Fixed.
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• #112
I know.. I've been getting the retraining sorted..
I told you your technique could be improved...
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• #113
"parcel force are cunts"
the PF driver who delivered my weights to the correct house number, but in a different street 1/4 mile away must have been a total and utter cunt.
Lucky the elderly couple realised the mistake and came and put a note through my door. I had to go over in the van to collect. Cuntarsefucks.
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• #114
I like how they take it upon themselves to "do you a favour" and pay the customs charge for you.. only to charge you a processing fee in addition to customs and THEN they have the fucking nerve not to deliver it! "Sorry poor fucking customer but since we are cunts, you have to come to the depot to pick this up and pay extra for the privilege". Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. Parcelforce are cunts. Parcel Force are cunts.
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• #115
What are your views on Parcelforce, hippy?
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• #116
I for one would like to know.
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• #117
*I like how they take it upon themselves to "do you a favour" and pay the customs charge for you.. only to charge you a processing fee in addition to customs and THEN they have the fucking nerve not to deliver it! "Sorry poor fucking customer but since we are cunts, you have to come to the depot to pick this up and pay extra for the privilege". Cunts. Cunts. Cunts. Parcelforce are cunts. Parcel Force are cunts.
*I think this guy's quote sums it up nicely.
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• #118
yeah but he's an illiterate masturbator of chimps
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• #119
yeah but he's an illiterate masturbator of chimps
Hey, those chimps won't toss themselves...
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• #120
You get off on my posts RPM.. are you a chimp?
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• #121
...delivered my weights
this has not gone un-noticed!
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• #122
What really surprises me about this thread is that noone has used it as a cue to rant about the appalling standard of Post Office drivers. And since my brother works for the PO and deals with van repair I know it's not just me being paranoid. In Manchester the vans get damaged in collisions with trams. Well, those trams do move about erratically.
Peter Noone was always a bit dodgy Will. For a start he wasn't called Herman, and how many hermits tour America?
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• #123
Did you say something Pratweenie? (insert smiley/winky face here)
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• #124
You knows it...
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• #125
Never had any problems with Royal Mail or the 'Force. I've even recieved letters and parcels that were destined for me but had the wrong address on. Notably I recieved a letter from a girl in Germany; it had the wrong house number on it and the wrong postcode. The only correct thing on it was the name, the street and the town (and of course the country) but it still reached me. Perhaps they're not all bad. Bit like coppers and black people.
those who have mortgaged/borrowed to the hilt to live a lifestyle of excessive consuming beyond their means will have no sympathy from me, it's the prudent who get dragged down by the greedy i feel sorry for.
don't worry it will all be over by christmas. moron brown said so.