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1. Murtle is allways guilty, until proven innocent.
   

1. Let this be the last of lists. The forum does not need any more lists.
   

Fixed, you Sphincter Prober.

1. ignore anything hippy says at your peril
   

yes, i suspect it is.

1. Murtle is allways guilty, until proven innocent.
   

no, just guilty fullstop

fuck will, you have been here three months and managed to get on the first page of the rep points list. 3 blobs in 3 months, with only 380 posts. hippy is only one above you and he posted 15000 times. something fishy going on here...
Will is funny. Hippy isn't? ;p

Where is this illusive rep list?

Will is funny. Hippy isn't? ;p

No way, I'm funnier.. it's just my signal to noise is higher :)

Damn you, will!

see post 1.

or go to members list at the top^^^ and when it appears click on reputation and it will show the big rep dogs first.

or click here

Thanks bro.

Please bring the pedantry back. I'm tired of correcting thread titles because people can't spell or work out how to structure a sentence.

i like being corrected, but my spelling is never going to improve (unless some one cures dyslexia), so we don't need to derail whole threads over it.

ha ha Duncan fail

I didn't understand a word of that Chris! ;)

ha ha Duncan fail

It's not the first time, and won't be the last!

;)

Where is this illusive rep list?

Elusive.
Bringing back the pedantry

Hmmm, was I wrong?

In the sense that your post made it clear that you hadn't found it. Ergo, you weren't in a position to know if it was 'illusive' or not...
;-/

Surely something could be elusive because it is illusive, though?

your are a scholar for our time Badtmy +rep for you sir.

'Illusive' misleading by false appearance.
I refer the honourable member to my previous post...
;-)

your are a scholar for our time Badtmy +rep for you sir.

think your chirs.

Platini, can we agree that the illusivity or otherwise in some way determines the elusiveness of the illusive eluder?

think your chirs.

Platini, can we agree that the illusivity or otherwise in some way determines the elusiveness of the illusive eluder?

That's easy for you to say...
;-)

fuck will, you have been here three months and managed to get on the first page of the rep points list. 3 blobs in 3 months, with only 380 posts. hippy is only one above you and he posted 15000 times. something fishy going on here...

All I can do is quote the Guardian- "It (is) hard not to like Will who's been a courier since 1992"
Anyway, as I always tell the ladies, it's quality not quantity that counts. What they say to me in reply would make Caligula blush. (3 rep points to the first person to name the song which I have just ripped off).

Had a POD (signature, Proof Of Delivery) today from someone called Katie Hearsex. Just thought I'd share...

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