To beard or not to beard

BEARDS!!!!!!!!

I look like a criminal without mine, a 12 year old criminal.

Apparently the drummer from ZZ Top (the unbearded one) is called Frank Beard

Apparently the drummer from ZZ Top (the unbearded one) is called Frank Beard

I wiki'd it. Checks out. Crazy.

even weirder is that the other two are actually called "baby'sbumface" and "baldybaldybumfluff"

how dare you have a go at John Peel
one of lifes great men screw Newton screw Brunel screw Darwin
if I had a girlfriend ! I would let John Peel jump her bones no question beard or no beard

no beard

One of John Peel's most familiar stories was of when he shaved his beard and the face staring back at him was a "cross between my mother and Mussolini".

My brother shaved his beard off for a dare this summer, and was most perturbed to see our grandfather's chin staring back at him from the mirror (probably also our father's, but he's always had a beard, so we've never seen it). The beard is now back, and staying.

It is one of the great tragedies of my life that I have no beard - and I think that if you are beard-enabled, you owe it to the rest of us to bloody well grow one! (Just think what would happen if women grew beards - we'd have beard salons, special beard shampoos, gels, waxes, etc., beard dye, and all sorts of silly styles...)

My brother shaved his beard off for a dare this summer, and was most perturbed to see our grandfather's chin staring back at him from the mirror (probably also our father's, but he's always had a beard, so we've never seen it). The beard is now back, and staying.

It is one of the great tragedies of my life that I have no beard - and I think that if you are beard-enabled, you owe it to the rest of us to bloody well grow one! (Just think what would happen if women grew beards - we'd have beard salons, special beard shampoos, gels, waxes, etc., beard dye, and all sorts of silly styles...)

There is true wisdom in this post:

a) I hate seeing my dad in my reflection (he doesn't have a bear - does have a mustache) b) everyone who can, should have a beard.

That is what I call true wisdom.

beards for the win

I hate seeing my dad in my reflection (he doesn't have a bear)

darling I don't think we all would like to have a bear on our face.

I wish I had my dad's beard. It was one of those cool ones which is dark with symmetrical white patches. The day my dad shaved off his beard was a sad one. Unfortunately I have totally different hair to my dad, so any attempt at growing a beard like his is somewhat in vain.

Well the beard is on it's way back. Had a job interview today in Reading and had to apologise for the stubble, and explained why. Also watched 300 again after a cider sunday last night and felt half a man

And if there are women as good looking as Emilia saying grow the beard, I suggest we take notice. Beards of the world unite

Also watched 300 again after a cider sunday last night and felt half a man

Top half or bottom? I know which I prefer.

Beard no tash is where its at!

darling I don't think we all would like to have a bear on our face.

oh man.

ZING!

ok i had a google search to find a decent picture. they are a site to behold. and stumbled upon this
Magic internet forums! i shouldn't laugh but its a cracking/really upsetting read!

tumbleweed rolls by as silence falls on this post

post reading fail.

I would love to have one, but just have two smooth patches - apparently its a family trait, so patchy beard if I were to grow although I have some scary pictures of when I was at uni and not shaving!

What about moustaches only?

Good if you're a Hawaiian private eye, fail everywhere else

What about moustaches only?

if you like rimming/abba/white jeans it's probably the in thing.

http://hipstergirlsinmustaches.blogspot.com/

Very funny website about hipsters and moustaches - a combination made for this place!

post reading fail.

Damn! :)

http://hipstergirlsinmustaches.blogspot.com/

Very funny website about hipsters and moustaches - a combination made for this place!

no wonder the world is going to end soon