To beard or not to beard

I love my ginger beard, although it is a bit of a sporadic hobo beard I miss it when I have to be clean shaven.

I have dark brown hair, and grown a bright ginger beard after it gets over an inch long. It looks wrong and I look about 45 (instead of 25). So the hair get lobbed off rather quickly.

Beards are a bit of a binary quantity as a rule i.e you should either have one or not have one there should be no middle ground.

. Dirty blonde on top

And, obviously, beards are awesome.

fixed

I had a beard from about 5th year in school up until about 2 or 3 years ago pretty much without a break. Then my g/f asked (forced) me to shave it off. Liked being clean shaven for a while but now its making a temporary comeback for a photo project at college and im thinking it might not be so temp. She also made me grow my hair which had been shaved for about 4 years and i think that seeing as the hair growth on the bottom of my head will be putting her in a cream puff i might as well shave the curly mess thats on top of my head at the same time!
I really need to htfu in relation to my bird.

My beard kills. Eyes bleedeth.

I like the idea until the bleedin thing starts to itch, I never got past the itching phses,so I have a craig david goatee instead

if I grow a beard I look like this

funnily enough, this hasn't been a popular look in the western hemisphere in the last few years..

Beard = No girlfriend*

*generally speaking

Beard = No girlfriend*

*generally speaking

Girl who doesn't like beard = not girlfriend material*

*not at all generally speaking

Man with Beard has girlfriend, man with no beard want woman

Girl who doesn't like beard = not girlfriend material*

*not at all generally speaking

= Successfully reducing girlfriend playing field to size of thumb nail in the process

Man with Beard has girlfriend, man with no beard want woman

Ha! Even better.

Man with Beard has girlfriend, man with no beard want woman

Man with beard Neanderthal
Man with beard club girlfriend

Man with Beard has girlfriend, man with no beard want woman

Of course this process appears to be reversed in Hipsterville, where a sprouting of bumfluff which results in the owner looking like a cross between a 14 year old suicide bomber and wurzle gummage is gauranteed a shag

Beard = No girlfriend*

*generally speaking

rubbish!!!!
Iv always had a beard and always done very well for my self as far as the women go. to the point where my misses wont let me shave it off. word of advice most women like real men, and beard = real man GRUNT GRUNT!!!!

what is a real man? I'm now unsure if the one I married is real or unreal. ;)

real men have beards!!!!!!! or that what's im told

FYI Delilah didn't cut off Samson's hair, she had her lakey do it for her. That's just Bible facts for you there ladies and gents.

I just looked and yes I am a real man

phew thats a bit lucky innit

On the subject of facial hair, anyone growing a soup strainer for Movember ?

http://www.movember.com/

Yes, I am well up for this.

you can't grow facial hair ben :p

Git. I knew some joker would say that ;-)

Got IDed in Waitrose last week, AND in the pub I've been drinking in for 4 years last week.

hehe, good boy :)

Though I've got a long way to go before I can beat Sano's record....

Beard FTW

FYI Delilah didn't cut off Samson's hair, she had her lakey do it for her.

Lazy bitch!