Bird Advice

oh dear..

Nice.. is she a recruitment consultant? ;-)
I think we need to find out what happened with the saucy colleague and the cereal box barricade. Now that was good drama!

Be sure to give her cock this time.

Good advice:)
Can't rep ya. So, "Jolly well done that man!"

ok so this this girl's history reads like summat out of soap opera, if anyone is interested

i hope she gets to read this thread.

i hope she gets to read this thread.

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Yep, I'm interested

ok so this this girl's history reads like summat out of soap opera, if anyone is interested

Yes! we're interested. Don't you know none of us have girlfriends? Jeez, tell, tell...

ok so this this girl's history reads like summat out of soap opera, if anyone is interested

isn't it a bit late to ask if we're interested?

ok so this this girl's history reads like summat out of soap opera, if anyone is interested

Is this her?

Strap-on obscured...

ok so this this girl's history reads like summat out of soap opera, if anyone is interested

all ears. please post her entire history on the internetz. pretty please?

Please tell, please tell? Did you take my advice?

did you get your fingers wet at least?

Dogs you're seriously gross. I'd just about recovered from reading what Chris Crash and his wife do for kicks. The visualisation wasn't pretty.

Jimmy tell us the story.

^Arf!

Is this her?

she's got her tumb up willys ass!

Come on Jimmy. we are waiting

Yes, I gave her cock

Anyway she called me and wanted to meet for coffee and explain.

Seems insensitive to post her problems here, so I'll be brief. Basically she's married but the guy is in South Africa, being charged with cheque fraud and has left her 12G of debt, and her dad is seriously ill.

Seeing her again but have no idea where this is going but happy to be her friend. Lost my Dad about four years ago so got a lot of empathy

Sorry to hear about your dad and hers. Her husband sounds like a dick.

Well done for giving her the cock though. From a coffee date as well. Impresive.

Coffee to Cock - Smooth and roasted my man!

Rep'd

she blatantly trying to get her fraudulent hands on your dosh...
don't believe her lies and don't give her your cheque book.

As long as she gets her hands on your cock. Thats the main thing.

you could paint 'Natwest' on your cock...she'll be fondling it in no time.

I am not sure Natwest are secure enough in this time of economic uncertanty. HSBC?

you could paint 'Natwest' on your cock...she'll be fondling it in no time.

Just as well it's not called 'National Westminster Bank' any longer...
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