Bird Advice

Didn't expect to see you on here Dale.
i needed an excuse to post that song ;)

I think I created a monster

so what did you do jimmy?

Nada, nothing, just chilled the fuck out. Get a little OCD from time to time and this was one of them. Walked out of my job because they were twats and been trying to find one ever since so I'm just waiting and waiting to hear back from people and she kinda tapped into that.

I saw Philippe last night tho, and no he's not slipping her the saucisson. He thinks from talking to her she's got a fella. I got the impression she had recently spilt up with someone and maybe it was a bit messy. I'll give it a day or three, see how I feel and maybe call. No more texts: consider me officially schooled

I think I created a monster

She told me that you were a monster. Hence no joy for you...

Ok I think I have let this linger long enough. It was not her mom's house you took her to it was mine. She is my wife, to spice things up in bed we each go on "dates" with random strangers we will never need to see again, picking them up is easy as we are both charming, and good looking, and we generally pic up people who are not to bright. we go have dinner and drinks with them, then, go home and fuck eachothers brains out. Its amazing you should try it if you ever get a "bird".

Thought I would let you know, as we have had days of hot freeky sex over this, and I wanted to help you out. Any way, you shouldn't be too upset, your not the frist or the last she will do this to. And she is not even that good looking, I am just with her beacuse she is a damn good lay, and in to the same freaky, kinky mind-games as I am.

She told me that you were a monster. Hence no joy for you...

A lot of people on this forum seem to know this girl

If you do can you get her to call me

i think its best you focus on the important things at hand...like getting a job. don't let little things like this get to you.
forget about her.

we are both charming, and good looking,.

ha!

A lot of people on this forum seem to know this girl

If you do can you get her to call me

She's usually in the KFC in Huddersfield.
Good luck...

we are both charming, and good looking

And she is not even that good looking

Come on Crhis, which is it?

we are both charming, and good looking, and we generally pic up people who are not to bright.

Having met you, I can believe this about your wife, especially the bit about her picking up people that aren't that bright. Why she'd marry one though, that I don't get.

She's usually in the KFC in Huddersfield.
Good luck...

I'm in Cheltenham. Think I can make it there before she leaves. On my bike

Cheers Chris, ta for making my world crumble

i wish my world was crumble. rhubarb crumble, as far as the eye could see..

Ok I think I have let this linger long enough. It was not her mom's house you took her to it was mine. She is my wife, to spice things up in bed we each go on "dates" with random strangers we will never need to see again, picking them up is easy as we are both charming, and good looking, and we generally pic up people who are not to bright. we go have dinner and drinks with them, then, go home and fuck eachothers brains out. Its amazing you should try it if you ever get a "bird".

Thought I would let you know, as we have had days of hot freeky sex over this, and I wanted to help you out. Any way, you shouldn't be too upset, your not the frist or the last she will do this to. And she is not even that good looking, I am just with her beacuse she is a damn good lay, and in to the same freaky, kinky mind-games as I am.
Chris you do talk some bollocks. Have you ever looked at yourself and your wife? I mean come on. You look like were catapulted into a forest of ugly trees then raped by a particularly ghastly gnome who'd whittled one of the ugly branches into this and insisted on repeatedly beating you in the face with it.

Ok I think I have let this linger long enough. It was not her mom's house you took her to it was mine. She is my wife, to spice things up in bed we each go on "dates" with random strangers we will never need to see again, picking them up is easy as we are both charming, and good looking, and we generally pic up people who are not to bright. we go have dinner and drinks with them, then, go home and fuck eachothers brains out. Its amazing you should try it if you ever get a "bird".

Thought I would let you know, as we have had days of hot freeky sex over this, and I wanted to help you out. Any way, you shouldn't be too upset, your not the frist or the last she will do this to. And she is not even that good looking, I am just with her beacuse she is a damn good lay, and in to the same freaky, kinky mind-games as I am.

Didn't realise you were in Huddersfield, Schri.
Can we try a classier restaurant next time?

Having met you, I can believe this about your wife, especially the bit about her picking up people that aren't that bright. Why she'd marry one though, that I don't get.

ha!

Chris you do talk some bollocks. Have you ever looked at yourself and your wife? I mean come on. You look like were catapulted into a forest of ugly trees then raped by a particularly ghastly gnome who'd whittled one of the ugly branches into this and insisted on repeatedly beating you in the face with it.

ha!

i wish my world was crumble. rhubarb crumble, as far as the eye could see..

and ha!

Look Jimmy. The reason he isn't interested is because he wanted some cock and you didn't give it. Always give a date cock when they want it.

+1.

One Night Stand.
This phrase was coined for a reason.

Look Jimmy. The reason she isn't interested is becaure she wanted some cock and you didn't give it to her. Always give women cock when they want it.

That's a rooster

That's a rooster

No, it's a chicken in the background. As for your hipster slang, ' meh'?...

off to meet her for coffee

Be sure to give her cock this time.