There goes civilisation...

Yay, I won my internal bet that jimjams would be the first to reply to that offer...

U can haz cheezburger 2.

Yes but it'd only be a sham marriage, we don't actually have to like each other. Do UK immigration officials do house checks to make sure you're actually living together in the same bedroom and all that?

Yup, and you need evidence of the 'relationship', in terms of correspondence / shared memories of dates, anniversaries (most men are f-ed at that), tastes etc.

I just figure, you know, with my green card I could gets me a mule and a few acres to call my own - hanker down, grow me some corn. Eats me some hominy grits. Finds me a gal to drink whiskey with on the porch, lookin out across my two acres at the winsome moon on the prairie, the time marked only by my buddy, Bubba, as he bays and foams into the still night.

Is this what goes on in your "America"?

Yay, I won my internal bet that jimjams would be the first to reply to that offer...

ok, mystery solved re: snowy - now why did everyone else hold off for over six minutes...

they're all standing at windows in Canary Wharf preparing to leap?

Jimjams darlin', Ah do declare, Ah think the raht term is "hunker" day-own.

An' Ah dunno what real 'Mericans do, cuz Ah'm just a dirty heathen immigrant who wrecks the may-ath and sah-ence grade curves and steals the job thay-at boy day-own the road should've hay-ad. Such a shame, he sho' was a good quarterbay-ack.

ok, mystery solved re: snowy - now why did everyone else hold off for over six minutes...

Maybe nobody else is quite as desperate as you...

they're all standing at windows in Canary Wharf preparing to leap?

Goddammit. If they're going to commit suicide anyway, they might as well marry me!!! What a waste of a perfectly good UK citizenship.

Jimjams darlin', Ah do declare, Ah think the raht term is "hunker" day-own.

An' Ah dunno what real 'Mericans do, cuz Ah'm just a dirty heathen immigrant who wrecks the may-ath and sah-ence grade curves and steals the job thay-at boy day-own the road should've hay-ad. Such a shame, he sho' was a good quarterbay-ack.

that's hot. i dig dirty heathen immigrants who can talk the talk of the deep south.

Goddammit. If they're going to commit suicide anyway, they might as well marry me!!! What a waste of a perfectly good UK citizenship.

depressed, poor... city boy... got to aim higher than that girl.. christ that makes jimjams look a catch ;)

I thought that was Geordie.
Oh well...

Maybe nobody else is quite as desperate as you...

that was low considerin' it was the only offer you got, and that was just jollying the thread along..

the offer still stands.

no it doesn't really, my wife wouldn't let me.

and if you have no sympathy for her, then just consider that she is one of the Lehman sisters.

that's right, her siblings have just made a pig's ear of the entire financial world. Next Sunday lunch at the in-laws is gonna be a barrel of laughs.

You've been married all this time??? I feel cheated.

no it doesn't really, my wife wouldn't let me.

That's not what she told hippy...
;-D

Ooh Ooh can i be Jeremy Kyle????

wait pjs is married?

Thought you were...
;-)
@greasy

'old on Greasy, who am I in your strange tableau of trashtalk?

??

wait pjs is married?

my wedding day recently. As you can see I am over the moon as I have landed a right corker for a bloke my age. We made the bridesmaid's dresses out of settee covers from Argos (not the bike painters).

Not sure what the girls are laughing about, I don't understand Russian.

yeah he's lovely congrats.

also I know i'm slow but that guy looks nothing like you- i didn't read the description.

+1 for the bridesmaids too. Belated congrats...

my wedding day recently. As you can see I am over the moon as I have landed a right corker for a bloke my age. We made the bridesmaid's dresses out of settee covers from Argos (not the bike painters).

Not sure what the girls are laughing about, I don't understand Russian.

pajamas, you have one really long arm and one normal one. Does this affect your riding position?