What skillz you frontin?

And how is London's neg market in these 'credit crunch' times?

steaming gives neg and better crunch.

no experience + no skills = still no job for Chris.

Subbing shift at The Grauniad?...

Tricks on fixed wheel/trackbikes are for benders

, I had a good search, seems to be a big lack of trick based threads.

That's cos this is not a BMX forum

Neither is it for conjurors...

Do you give lessons? Please!

Maybe some of the more experienced pissers could give some of us less experienced guys a pointer. could have it on tuesday nights? we can find a suitable derilict victorian toilet and call it DribblyPrix...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuxrQBFjRqM

I just went for a piss and i didn't get my knob caught in the fly +rep?

asking for trouble.

Do you give lessons? Please!

fuck it, its the middle of the night, go in the sink...

oh and while im here, a little more on topic butchered hiphop for you.

i got mad skillz, im here to learn a mere trick or two. hipsterz try to step and catch rep but who the fuck are you?

rep pionts available for the person who pastes the correct lyrics or song they are from. perhaps my stupid game will take people minds off hating on the thread.

drive by-ing with no with two sub machines whilst wheelying no hands

But if you tire after changing the tube, who fits the tyre for you?

ha ha ruthless grammar/spelling correction like a disgruntled primary school teacher on steroids, on crack, on the edge, not playing it by anyone else's rules except the Weber dictionary.

disgruntled school teacher on steroids, on crack, on the edge, not playing it by anyone else's rules except the Weber dictionary.

ive only met him twice but i reckon that sounds like pj

ha ha ruthless grammar/spelling correction like a disgruntled primary school teacher on steroids, on crack, on the edge, not playing it by anyone else's rules except the Weber dictionary.

Well, it's good to see that you were taught to spell properly. It is a useful means of communication.
I must admit to not understanding the 'Weber' reference though. Chambers 2007 FTW - but that's just the way I roll, motherfucker..

yes. weber make good BBQ's.
websters make american dictionaries.

Ha! Q fucking ED!

What skillz you frontin?

I can make a noise at around 18-20khz (crack in my front tooth).

I am an expert in the art of making a Rizzla paper spin (like a propeller) on the tip of my finger.

I can spin a knife 4 complete turns and catch it by the handle, useful in showboating/war crossover scenarios.

I am also pretty good at swearing and lying.

it functions to make your shitz look mackin'

I can spin a knife 4 complete turns and catch it by the handle, useful in showboating/war crossover scenarios.

I hereby challenge you to a game of Knifey-Knifey. The aim of the game is to throw a knife in the air with the maximum number of revolutions, in 180 degree increments.

If there is no winner, the game is decided by dropping a knife aimed at your own foot. the person to remove their foot at the last possible moment wins. If someone gets stabbed in the foot/face/hand/body, they win.

What skillz you frontin?

I can make a noise at around 18-20khz (crack in my front tooth).

I am an expert in the art of making a Rizzla paper spin (like a propeller) on the tip of my finger.

I can spin a knife 4 complete turns and catch it by the handle, useful in showboating/war crossover scenarios.

I am also pretty good at swearing and lying.

He lives!

I hereby challenge you to a game of Knifey-Knifey.

Knifey-Spooney is much better

I hereby challenge you to a game of Knifey-Knifey. The aim of the game is to throw a knife in the air with the maximum number of revolutions, in 180 degree increments.

If there is no winner, the game is decided by dropping a knife aimed at your own foot. the person to remove their foot at the last possible moment wins. If someone gets stabbed in the foot/face/hand/body, they win.

180° increments = choppy choppy.