I confess...

I know a girl who has been working in Abu Dhabi.
She likes the job a lot.
after a couple of weeks she got really scabby,
obviously too bloody hot.

there you go,
my pleasure

panic over

I know a girl who has been working in Abu Dhabi.
She likes the job a lot.
after a couple of weeks she got really scabby,
obviously too bloody hot.

there you go,
my pleasure

but not our's; have you ever read a limerick? have any of you? how could that first line be the start of a limerick? and what the hell has any of this to do with cycling; this is a cycling forum, stick to posts and threads about cycling. if I wanted to read limericks that are not even fucking limericks i would join a crap-poetry forum.
here; here's another limerick

there was a thread about the 65th anniversary of the bombing of dresden
it went on a bit
and brought out the worst in a lot of people
and it didn't even fucking rhyme
or scan but it was a limerick

I confess it's a shame when you're living in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows your name.

Plus Dubai is the worst place ever dreamt up by man.

agreed, friend did a stint there delivering adventure training to rich boys at schools.
Stories of untold amounts of 4 x4 's just being ragged in the desert, out of boredom because once you reach the edge of the fantasy world thats it, you are in the desert, and customary to stop your vehicle, and shop from it whilst idling outside, flunkies running their legs off to please every whim so as to avoid the inconvinience of leaving the air con. sounds hellish.

but not our's; have you ever read a limerick? have any of you? how could that first line be the start of a limerick? and what the hell has any of this to do with cycling; this is a cycling forum, stick to posts and threads about cycling. if I wanted to read limericks that are not even fucking limericks i would join a crap-poetry forum.
here; here's another limerick

there was a thread about the 65th anniversary of the bombing of dresden
it went on a bit
and brought out the worst in a lot of people
and it didn't even fucking rhyme
or scan but it was a limerick

sound of limerick search being entered into google
not sure the thread was ever really about cycling anyway....

I swore at people today. It didn't make me feel better. I must be getting old.

I swore at some people today
I said they were probably gay
"you like to suck dick
you cocksucking prick"
and felt bad after that in a way.

Dubai is a really bad place
a shithole, a fucken disgrace
I like somewhere humble
that serves a nice crumble
and i can get right off my face.

ace.

space

lace?

its fun to rhyme

its fun to rhyme

..but not to pay forty five bastard quid for a bottle of five quid wine,
which I had to in Dubai. Agree, it's minging, and you can't even take pictures on the beach.

you can't even take pictures on the beach.

..or shag, apparently.

There once was a girl in Dubai,
Who got sacked by an Arabic guy.
They wanted a reason,
For the vile facebook treason,
And the reference to Arab Japs eye.

Brilliant!

There once was a girl in Dubai,
Who got sacked by an Arabic guy.
They wanted a reason,
For the vile facebook treason,
And the reference to Arab Japs eye.

very good, very good, what was in the box btw?

Gwenyth Paltrow's head.

oh we wish.

I confess ... the new girl at work has caught my eye and she knows it. To my desk is a long awkward walk to deliver my tea ... for both of us.

I know, but that's logic speaking. And I can do that, just not the skidding thing so well.

Although I am better now, been practising. The tyres on my current beater-ish set up are beyond dead. They are zombie tyres. So it doesn't matter much.

Skidding kills tyres, not speed. Skipping / brute force resisting FTW.

Practice on loose gravel, wet smooth tarmac, grass and stuff like that to get the technique, then all you need to do is do it with a bit more force on dry ground.

Also, the boxers that i'm currently wearing felt a bit weird, so I put them on backwards, and they feel awesome now. This has seriously confused me.

But at least I can take a shit with them still on by just undoing the buttons...

I confess.... a couple of days ago someone mentioned "skeleton bob" and I thought it was a character from 'a nightmare before christmas'