I confess...

1. I can't understand what is the empty bottle under the seat, inside the frame, is for
   
2. I can't understand why people who got gears ride on the lowest ratio gear all the time
   
3. I can't understand why would people ride disc wheels on the streets, unless they're riding a TT, when there's no side winds
   
   

this threads about fessing up to stuff, not frowning upon others.

I can barely trackstand

My chain is slack

I don't actually know what size frame I should be riding or what size mine is

I only ride brakeless because my cable frayed so badly my brake wouldn't work so I took it off

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

I always wanted to be a Goonie!

I dont ride fixed . . . YET!! (Please let my new frame come soon!)

1. I can't understand what is the empty bottle under the seat, inside the frame, is for
   
   

Don't mix your booze bottle with your water bottle. Don't load up with MD 20/20 unless you plan to drink it now. It don't travel well.

i secretly love hippy, (blushes) :(

i miss my rattley old carlton
i'm putting mudguards on my flyer
i can't wheelie
i use the brake a lot
i find most fixed trix embarassing and silly

i secretly love hippy, (blushes) :(

I knew there was something 'not right' about the way you were touching me..

I'm selective on who i sell bikes to... sometimes i just don't want to imagine chavs on singlespeeds giving me the thumbs up when they recognise " i'm the fella from the bike shop!"
Fuck off numpty.

I'm selective on who i sell bikes to... sometimes i just don't want to imagine chavs on singlespeeds giving me the thumbs up when they recognise " i'm the fella from the bike shop!"
Fuck off numpty.

so what do you do? hide under the counter when you see the burbury aproaching? refuse point blank to sell them what they want? pretend you're out of stock? i'm curious how this works.

I secretly really want to know how to do a wheelie, even though I roll my eyes at those who do it in the street. On that note, any tips.................

^^^ trixidix

my bike was otp once too.

i rode someone ss the otherday and i liked the fact i could freewheel

i broke my wrist (well actually turned out not brike after two weeks in plaster) when i came off my fixed due to pedal strike. on a straight road. i was weaving along the road too quick and bang, off i come. all bloody and sore. stoopid.

I knew there was something 'not right' about the way you were touching me..
what is the 'right' way to touch you?! xo

what is the 'right' way to touch you?! xo

down under?

map of tasmania ;)

I don't live in London.
I forgot I was riding fixed yesterday and stop pedalling.

I'm selective on who i sell bikes to... sometimes i just don't want to imagine chavs on singlespeeds giving me the thumbs up when they recognise " i'm the fella from the bike shop!"
Fuck off numpty.

what shop do you work in, and are you still up for a ride sometime?

I only ever feel truly comfortable track-standing and dressing towards the left...

im a super hot model and i cant even turn left.

I don't put vinegar on chips.. what a stupid idea.. none of my customers will have vinegar either.
Thems the rules.

no vinegar, instead…

Hippys Lippy Chippy - "We piss on your chips"

I cant trackstand with my left foot forward.

I have to get off and push up the final bit of forest hill road on my way home (46x16 is too steep!)

I want to cover my bike with stickers, but don't know where to get any good ones :(

I cant trackstand with my left foot forward.
...

I can only trackstand with bars turned to the right, either foot forward. Is that weird?

I can only trackstand with bars turned to the right, either foot forward. Is that weird?

I don't think so. I can only really do it with bars turned to the right too, but if i have my left foot forward it gets in the way of the wheel.

Hippys piss soaked chips bring a tear to my eye

im a super hot model and i cant even turn left.

I'm not an ambi-turner.