I confess...

Maccy D is OTP.

KFC is DTM

Maccy D is OTP.

I don't eat Maccas.. those cunts closed down my fish and chip shop and I've never given them another cent/penny/euro/zloty since. McDonalds are cunts. I'd like to grill Ronald's face.

I don't eat Maccas.. those cunts closed down my fish and chip shop and I've never given them another cent/penny/euro/zloty since. McDonalds are cunts. I'd like to grill Ronald's face.

Thats what they did to your local chippy.
Thats how they roll.

I don't eat Maccas.. those cunts closed down my fish and chip shop

I never knew you had a fish and chip shop??

amazing.
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Hippy's Chippy**
Frying Tonight

I spent enough money in the shop for it to be called a 'partnership' :)

Hippy's Chippy.. I like it. When I'm burnt out from living in this place and putting up with you cnuts.. I'll consider moving into the fried fish trade. ;)

Lippy Hippy's Chippy - "here's your cod you cunt"

he likes to batter his haddock

"I don't fucking sell vinegar you cunt.. it's for muppets"
"No you can't have it without salt arsehole. Fuck!"
"Shut the fuck up and wait, your fucking chips are coming. Wanker!"
"Deep fried WHAT?! Fuck off!"

I nicked a quid out of the collection plate at mass. And got caught.

Also rolled a joint with my friend when we were little with a page of the bible and a Pritt Stick as we had no rizlas.

Sorry Jesus.

Oh, man. Who says quality posts are dead.
I'm in tears boys. I think you got yourselves a new Viz character!

Hippy's Lippy Chippy - Slogan:Pay up and fuck off!

I rode a 'ruption' bmx for about 6 years, and I liked it.

hippy is the kind of chip shop owner who would use non-brewed condiment* instead of proper malt vinegar.
what a cunt.

*contains acetic acid and is a product of petrochemical industry

I don't put vinegar on chips.. what a stupid idea.. none of my customers will have vinegar either.
Thems the rules.

i have to do superted's washing up to pay for my new bike...
oh the shame

What about the london centric juice of pickled onions on chips?

hippy is the kind of chip shop owner who would use non-brewed condiment* instead of proper malt vinegar.
what a cunt.

*contains acetic acid and is a product of petrochemical industry

I saw that for the first time the other day... I also accidentally purchased a bottle of vodkat
(schnapps based grain drink 22%)

Will there be soya sauce and Linghams garlic and ginger chilli sauce to put on my chips?

Or mayonnaise and black pepper if I'm feeling all pavé?

I've not tried the pickled onion thing. It might pass.

Will there be soya sauce and Linghams garlic and ginger chilli sauce to put on my chips?
Or mayonnaise and black pepper if I'm feeling all pavé?

There will of course be special 'under the counter/brown paper bag' service for any mates visiting lippy hippy's chippy.

Yeah of course, but what about the soya sauce and mayonnaise and stuff?

Soy sauce will be in place as it's required for the dim sims.
Since visiting the Netherlands and Belgium, Mayo and the Frite sauce variant will also be in place.

1. I can't understand what is the empty bottle under the seat, inside the frame, is for
   
2. I can't understand why people who got gears ride on the lowest ratio gear all the time
   
3. I can't understand why would people ride disc wheels on the streets, unless they're riding a TT, when there's no side winds
   

I cant do wheelies.

1. I can't understand what is the empty bottle under the seat, inside the frame, is for
   
2. I can't understand why people who got gears ride on the lowest ratio gear all the time
   
3. I can't understand why would people ride disc wheels on the streets, unless they're riding a TT, when there's no side winds
   
   

1. Mudguard attempt
   
2. They don't. Eyesight fail.
   
3. Hipsteritis, it's style points for the wimins ya know?