I confess...

I'm gonna have to watch at least two hours of Arrested Development and drink a few more cans or else I'm gonna be up all night jumping at every single creek and knock.

I can hear a fucking owl outside.

The dirty bugger.

How can you tell?

*Googles sound of owls fucking...

It sounds like the devil escaping from a child.

The Exorcist (1/5) Movie CLIP - A Harrowing House Call (1973) HD - YouTube

This is much nicer

Owl Sex - YouTube

"This is much nicer (NSFW)."

Owl Sex - YouTube

Fixed.

The possession was ok in the end. It was just an elaborate Mrs. Doubtfire scenario.

I have only just discovered that the word 'scuba' is an acronym.

To make matters worse I'm a qualified deep sea diver.

Ooops!

Hah. I had no idea.

To save anyone else the effort, google reveals it stands for "Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"

Invented by Jacques Cousteau and some other French fella, no?

I feel like an OCD person who needs to wash hands but there's no soap in the house.

Piss on them, it's steril.

Not when you've got cystitis.

Confessions thread >>>>>>>

I have only just discovered that the word 'scuba' is an acronym.

To make matters worse I'm a qualified deep sea diver.

Ooops!

Hah. I had no idea.

To save anyone else the effort, google reveals it stands for "Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"
Thank you! Glad I'm not the only one. :)

Invented by Jacques Cousteau and some other French fella, no?
Yes, Émile Gagnan.

Thinking about buying a road bike...*

*Hangs head in shame

I don't understand this thread.
Don't try to. It's a bit like a James Joyce novel - best to let the stream of conciousness narrative just flow around you.

Some of it will stick for a while, some will sink in, loads wont make much sense and the rest you'll forget about.

^ I struggle to fart correctly when riding fixed, and maybe with your recent anal trauma a freewheel might be helpful. Thus, the roadbike is a medical necessity.

Like gin

^^Rep

^You must spread some rep before giving it to Alkali again.

oops, must remember to refresh, as it looks like I'm accusing missMouse of anal trauma.

^ Honey, I've been diagnosed with worse.

Thinking about buying a road bike...*

*Hangs head in shame

Why? Have you not heard of the n+1 theory?

I want a road bike.

I have a MTB and a SS commuter. I'd love a winter commuter and a proper geared roadie!

ok, n+2...

"I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft... As for me, give me a fixed gear!"

Henri Desgrange.

I'm not old enough to qualify for a road bike. Then again said muscle strength could be a bit of an issue... ;)

Not really my thing... As implied, for better or for worse I'm yielding to said convention myself.

well then, if it's not something you're inclined to act on, surely there is no problem? and as mm said, it seems pretty natural. you were once married to the ex, after all. I find it more perplexing that the "convention" of hating your exes is accepted as commonplace. should be only in unusual/exceptional circumstances.

Being polyglamorous is amazing when it works

love this typo :)

yes I know I'm 3 days behind the conversation... had other stuff to do.