I confess...

They might be great separately but shit together, like fruit and salad.

they can do the shitting for lynch

hahaha

Girl and ex are now like best friends, which sort of complicates things...

2 girls 1 lynchman

It's tearing me apart. Who came up with the convention that loving two people equally is so terribly wrong; needless to say it's not "very practical" in real life, but why is it wrong, why the hell am I in the wrong for feeling this way?

polyamory has gone mainstream. even the bbc think it's the future.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23726120

Not really my thing... As implied, for better or for worse I'm yielding to said convention myself.

I love you all, repeatedly.

Being polyglamorous is amazing when it works, but terrible when it doesn't, and isn't for everyone. Much like monogamous relationships.

"I love you all, repeatedly."

...in ways I can't even imagine. You make me sick!

I like to pretend that Cinelli is pronounced as if it were a village in the Welsh valleys.

^ I can't ever take that word seriously again

I hired a scooter in Lombok last week initially agreeing to take it for five days, but with the option to return it sooner if I so desired. We decided to leave the island sooner and when we tried to return it to the hire place, the guy refused to return the outstanding money. I got annoyed and called the tourist police who said in so many words "these things happen..."

So we kept it for the evening and parked it at our hotel. First thing in the morning, I put an entire tin of condensed milk that had been mysteriously left in our room in the fuel tank.

I am one vindictive fucker.

We were owed $14...

Good work.

I love my girlfriend, I love my ex-wife... I'm in love with both of them :( *

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Hmmm. I wonder if you're really 'in love' or simply 'love' them and/or love the idea/memory of being in love with them?

It's totally possible to love multiple people simultaneously and in different ways. It would be weird and inhuman not to.

Whether you can remain on good terms with them after you split is another matter...

After the third time of being mistaken for a courier and having the embarrassment of telling them I'm not I am considering changing my aesthetic.

Situation sucks! Thought life was suppose to get easier...

Well you're not in a state to have sex with either

Awww Kris, good luck in what ever happens.

Let them both bum you, give the new arse a proper test.

I don't understand this thread.

I confess, I really want to neg sorley5000, even though he's been banned and all his posts deleted...

It's a totally meaningless gesture within a totally meaningless system...

I feel like an OCD person who needs to wash hands but there's no soap in the house.

Piss on them, it's steril.

I get absolutely terrified by films about possession. Right now I'm watching 'The Possession' but I can't properly watch it, have to look at the news or read shit on here when the scary stuff happens. Fuckin horrifies me.

^ Watch The Conjuring ... or maybe not ;)