I confess...

I can't hear the tv anyway due to broken ears, and I figure I've already got a laptop so if I need something to look at I can just stare at that instead. The TV literally doesn't do anything, just sits there, switched off, all the time, taking up an entire corner. I don't suppose you want it?

Replace with big LCD attached to wall.

If it's a CRT then it would appear, based on my recent experience, that it is fashionable to drive it to Layhams and dump it on the side of the road.

Layhams is quite a trek. What's wrong with outside my neighbour's house?

They'll start a neighbour war.
Dump it outside your house. Blame the neighbour. Then you get to start the war.

I'm seriously tempted by a Giro Air attack with visor for time trialling, but:

Sometimes I pedal whilst resisting on my breaks when stopping so that people think i'm riding fixed not ss. Then it all goes horribly wrong when i try to track stand...

I used to do that, then I decided to just start riding fixed.

I honestly had no idea David Beckham still played football.

So, there I was thinking how annoying it was that my girlfriend leaves her tea lying around the house and never finishes them.

This is as I was tidying the house so I poured a full mug away... Then a few minutes later I started to wonder where I'd put my coffee...

#needsacoffeebeforebeingabletorecognisecoffee

I live in a hilly city. Fixed bike is impractical. It 's not logical to ride one.I spend most of my time on the internet trying to find a track frame.

I like the look of white tyres on some builds..

I live in a hilly city. Fixed bike is impractical. It 's not logical to ride one.I spend most of my time on the internet trying to find a track frame.

Watch this :)

MASH SF full movie - YouTube

Well that annoyed me..

Posting within a time frame making it impossible for you to have watched it all>>>>

I dont tend to watch an hour of things which annoy me?

I sometimes wonder if anyone had mentioned me in the "Time to Start Calling Out Bad Cyclists" thread before I became a member on here and I realised that until then I was probably riding like a twat

I sometimes wonder if anyone had mentioned me in the "Time to Start Calling Out Bad Cyclists" thread before I became a member on here and I realised that until then I was probably riding like a twat

The whole reason I built my new bike was so I could ride like a cunt and smash into things.

The whole reason I built my new bike was so I could ride like a cunt and smash into things.

I can't even begin to...............

I can't skid. I like to blame it on the fat grippy tyres I have and my bendy frame, but I think it's just my weak constitution.

Ha I run 38c tyres on my cunt bike and I can skid :)

Willing to teach.

I can't even begin to...............

No need to :)

Go on then, what's the trick? :) I know the theory but unless it's damp out it just doesn't seem to work very often. I'm sure it's just a matter of getting the knack.

It's all in the shoulders.

Go on then, what's the trick? :) I know the theory but unless it's damp out it just doesn't seem to work very often. I'm sure it's just a matter of getting the knack.

Pull up sharply on your forward face foot while pushing down on the rear one, slightly shift your weight up and forwards off the saddle the first few times.

Put your right leg over the bars. Works every time.

Do it in heavy rain and traffic, whilst crossing Waterloo Bridge. It also helps if you are being filmed by a mate.