I confess...

ok so this morning, i clipped my helmet on to my neck.
FUCK me it hurt and hurts...but now it looks like a hickey.
This is not a good look. Am now wearing my hair like a scarf...

don't try brother's cider - tastes of old people...

^ so your confession is that you've tasted old people?

ok so this morning, i clipped my helmet on to my neck.
FUCK me it hurt and hurts...but now it looks like a hickey.
This is not a good look. Am now wearing my hair like a scarf...

Ah I've done this! Hurts far more than it should..

^ so your confession is that you've tasted old people?

You mean you haven't?

You've never lived!

don't try brother's cider - tastes of old people...

Stale piss and Imperial Leather? Sounds floral

I watched that for ~20 seconds because I thought it was a .gif and would start moving.

I watched that for ~20 seconds because I hoped it was a .gif and would start moving.

ftfy

Watching made in Chelsea on demand, what has my life come to

^
this. i feel sorry for you.

I think im over HHSB and have unsubscribed

Inb4 kickedoutofeasts

Today, the way home was marked by a double-rainbow. It was so beautiful I cried a little.

Inb4 GaaaaaaySeal.jpg

Shirly gay chang for chung.
Senor Chang - Gay - YouTube

I really want to climb and descend mountains on a brakeless track bike one day...

Getting a bit boring this^

I'm with you rogan^^^^

That's fine Jake, I don't do it to entertain you :)

Flatmate interviews. I've taken to hiding my bikes in my room because I don't have a problem. No. No problem at all.
I should probably hide the stand, and the 7 wheels in my lounge.

I think I'm going to get rid of my TV so I have room to fit my turbo trainer in.

That's fine Jake, I don't do it to entertain you :)

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I think I'm going to get rid of my TV so I have room to fit my turbo trainer in.

Up to you of course, but my turbo session today was made more bearable by having the TV on, although you can't hear it over the noise.

Up to you of course, but my turbo session today was made more bearable by having the TV on, although you can't hear it over the noise.

I can't hear the tv anyway due to broken ears, and I figure I've already got a laptop so if I need something to look at I can just stare at that instead. The TV literally doesn't do anything, just sits there, switched off, all the time, taking up an entire corner. I don't suppose you want it?

I think I'm going to get rid of my TV so I have room to fit my turbo trainer in.

Getting a turbo trainer requires it's own confession surely*?

*fully aware that your name's not shirley

I can't hear the tv anyway due to broken ears, and I figure I've already got a laptop so if I need something to look at I can just stare at that instead. The TV literally doesn't do anything, just sits there, switched off, all the time, taking up an entire corner. I don't suppose you want it?

If it's a CRT then it would appear, based on my recent experience, that it is fashionable to drive it to Layhams and dump it on the side of the road.