I confess...

this morning I took my commuter fixeh out to realize that my rear tyre was punctured so took my road bike which happened to be CAAD 10 with liquigas colors and I happened to be wearing the le coq sportif green jersey #totalTWAT

forgot to mention I was wearing a pair of fold up jeans and chrome kursk shoes

Will be doing the same on the way back, hope no one here spots me

Pictures or...

My parents bout me a great raleigh as my first bike, after about a month of trying daily I couldn't get the hang of riding a bike.

Then playing around outside one of my friends happened to find a battered kids bike next to the bins, I learned how to ride in 10 minutes after that.

I tuned in to Nick Grimshaw's first Radio 1 breakfast show this morning, and quite enjoyed it.

I seem to have forgotten how to manual a bike.

I sniff the chamois on my bibs everytime I take them off

An advert for Pete Waterman's 'The Hit Factory Live' came on the tv and I said out loud without thinking 'I would love to see that'.

There is no hope for me.

were you talking to the cat?

No. Just me on my own. Does that make it worse?

I break the law.

Every single time I leave my house (except when I'm walking). Every ride on a bicycle or motorbike. Every car journey. Every single time. I speed, I ignore traffic signals and the Highway Code, I ignore double whites, solid whites and ASLs. I ignore No Right Turns, red lights, parking restrictions and, occasionally, No Entry signs. I ignore pedestrian precincts and ride on pavements. I park on pavements and love locking my bike to railing that say "bicycle locked to these railings will be removed".

What I never do is hold you up, or hinder your progress. I never have fights with people or get into road-rage situations. I never get told to "piss off" or worse. Or tell anyone else to. I live, and let live. I have no points on my licence.

But I do break the law. A lot.

^ I applaud your honesty :)

Almost every time I get on my bicycle I find myself shrieking 'Jeeasus!!!' at some numpty or other (ped, cyclist, taxi, van or bus driver). This seems to be my default swear word. No idea why.

I ate scampi for the first time in my whole life this week.

It was DELISH.

Yep, scampi is... well nice.

Scampi is penggggg

I've eaten Scampi 'n' Lemon flavour Nik Naks. Does that count?

Apparently it depends on if you can describe the taste in way that makes you sound like you never took school too seriously.

^ I have to say, it was painful writing that 'n'.

I've eaten Scampi 'n' Lemon flavour Nik Naks. Does that count?

Bad vegan?

I doubt they're vegan but like most meat or fish flavour crisps there's no trace of an animal in them. Just lots of artificial flavourings and MSG. Yay!

I should say though, I don't think I've eaten these since I was a mini-mouse running around my primary school playground. So before I was even a veggie.

primary school was mainly Discos and Monster Munch. Occasionally Quavers or Skips.
Nik Naks were a 6th form thing.

Walkers sensation are my GCSE thingsssss

^^ Interesting.

^ OMG, make me feel old why don't you?

Hula Hoops and Wotsits also featured in my primary school snack box.

At my all girls secondary school it wasn't cool to snack. We drank Evian, smoked Marlborough Lights and the mean girls chewed up public school boys.

Reminds me or Marlybone girls...

and the mean girls chewed up public school boys.

Oh, to be a public school boy.

;)