Bicycle limerick

-rep for chris for knowing it was a star trek reference.

googled it bitch

Seven bikes is Slamm's typical stable
His spare hubs alone take up a table
And he must have bought carts
Of NJS parts
But he'll never stop cos he ain't able.

BMMF is a man of some speed
He ascends double quick on his steed
When he scales Gypsy Hill
Some folks say he looks ill
But that's just cos he's high on good weed.

there once was a yank named chris crash,
who's put downs were rather slap dash.
he lacked the sharp wit
to make you feel like a tit
so he found a new way to earn cash

oh dear again.

a new member didnt even say hi
no search, no manners, just asked what and why
"a fixie's what i want"
object called him a cunt
told him to fuck off and die

Wheres Hippy - that online postwhore?
always honest, cutting, and more...
Tonight - tossing midgets
likes bottles (no widgets)
He rides till he gets saddlesore.

aahhh... now they're improving.....

i've just bought this frame from ebay,
what rims should i buy, would you say?
answer me or my poll,
or i'll flame and i'll troll,
and you'll have to ban me to keep me away.

i've just bought this frame from ebay,
what rims should i buy, would you say?
answer me or my poll,
or i'll flame and i'll troll,
and you'll have to ban me to keep me away.

matt you are clearly wasted... not at what you do... just actually wasted!

A man called fiddy did decide
to join in on a spin to the seaside
With a big gear and no brakes
he didn't have what it takes
and he ended up STFO the roadside

ooh Matt you saucy devil

that's in my top five....

:d

VB's Fixed Forum is Rad
It's the place we all hang, is that sad ?
You can get all you need
And when you've done a good deed
Some postive rep it can add

The folks on what once was C+,
Are famous for making a fuss
About jumping a red,
Or no lid on your head,
They'd be better off taking a bus.

yes lfgss is cool
though you need to ride fixed as a rule
singlespeeds are allowed
but to get with the crowd
you should flip that flip-flop and ride, fool

i've been lurking round here for some time,
to get advice to help my passtime.
i've learned what locks avoid
and what's worth a bob,
so i'm off to dalston commit more crime.

shit, line 4 dropped the ball.

I've ended the first line with 'fucking',
Then cunningly rhymed it with 'fucking',
Then I've slipped in a 'cunt',
Which I've rhymed with a 'cunt',
Then I've finished things off with a 'fucking'.

i just lol'd bmmf. good job :D

Once there was a man with an Arrospok boon
and with this forum was completely in tune
Name was clyde, did deals on the side
supplies were short so time did bide
"Hey guys i have fews 700cc front coming soon...."

haha! john - that's poop. :D

wapping warrior,
went to BLB,
oh what a horror,
his ass got reamed.

I've ended the first line with 'fucking',
Then cunningly rhymed it with 'fucking',
Then I've slipped in a 'cunt',
Which I've rhymed with a 'cunt',
Then I've finished things off with a 'fucking'.

we have a winner !

BMMF you legend. :-)

Cornelius's frame is titanium,
Like mashton's elbow (not his cranium),
The metal is rare,
Meaning not much to share,
So everyone's loss is his gainium.

beatle wigged boy murtle,
down hill he would hurtle,
till he took a big tumble,
forever his words are a mumble.