Bicycle limerick

there was a young man from hackney,
who was tired of being a lacky.
so he bought a low pro,
his neon did glow,
and now he's a photographer for ID.

oh dear.

fail - rep for matt

(i have become judge jury and executioner of this contest)

i thought that was quite good...!

A man rides a bike; he's called Jim-Jams.
His smile sweet as a packet of Tim-tams.
But when bikey goes wrong
he plays some sad songs
and inverse shims it with tin-cans.

cheers pj's though yours is tops so far :D

There once a boy called gabes,
Whoose polo bike was once his favs
He took a big spill,
Pretended he was ill
And now im working as one of his slaves.

ha! it's getting personal.
pajamas - whats the prize?

An overweight pleb called pajamas
Had a beater that caused a few dramas
In one week he fell off,
Hit a van, hurt a toff
Now he takes drugs that act as mood calmers

My friend Object he is into modification,
Chris crash and he had a altercation,
Chris and object came to blows,
And now my friend Object has a bleeding nose.

ha! it's getting personal.
pajamas - whats the prize?

I think it'll be something from my box of treats aka old bike bits. You never know when you're going to need a bent pair of drops..

^ Is she having a piss?

Edit: Think he just wanted to see her tits

My friend Object likes modification,
With Chris Crash he had an altercation,
Chris and Em came to blows,
Chris Crash bloodied Em's nose
Which for Em was just gratification.

fixed

gabes that is rubbish...neg reps!

RPM saw a tattooist,
With inks that were blackist and blueist,
And what's the surprise,
For admiring eyes?
A picture of Dale is his newest.

bmmf is the winner

'ello...BMMF's here.....

Velocity Boy has a plan,
He's an evil and devious man,
His forum's a front,
He's a smuggling cunt,
And he's stashing cocaine in my LAN.

there was a young hipster from stoke
who wanted to buy arrowspoke
blb gave him a holla
he paid fiddy dorrah
but he fucked up his face when it broke...

there was a sad man on a forum
who wanted people to adore 'im
thought he was slick
in fact was a prick
made an alias cos people ignored 'im

i made a bike called a pengy
also like to dance the merengue
it wasnt a joke
but then my heart broke
when they shouted "its as ugly as ferengi"

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-rep for startrek referance

R^e^p

-rep for chris for knowing it was a star trek reference.

ah come on. i struggles with what to rhyme with pengy. you are cold hearted.

Pajamas are casual attire,
Not suited to mountain or mire,
You could wear them to ride,
With the fly gaping wide,
But consequences might be dire.

when they shouted 'your bike is all bendy!'
when they shouted 'wheelbase is lengthy!'
overral great work whatfriends. I like the first one...