Lidl cheap cycling stuff

Tkmaxx ftw

cheep Nike jerseys £12.99, Scott goretexy jacket for £29

I don't understand the derailing of a specific brand thread without punning and whatnot, so here's one just as stupid useful as the other ideas that are non-LIDLs. Try Harrods, its just as good as LIDLs.

Of course if one wanted to find out info about what Lidl had in stock that was cycle related, this thread is no longer going to show it. It will be hijacked by people who think that anything cheap is the same as Lidls. Assuming of course that people on here don't ever shop at Lidls, so the joke is one of "no-one really shops at Lidls, so we'll just misdirect people....it will be really funny".

My identical twin has a saying, "this world is full of geniuses". And he's absolutely right.

so.......

who's the evil one?

Wilkinson in orpington and thamesmead too.

I shop at aldi and Lidl, I love there cheeses, salamis and the bratwurst.

Of course if one wanted to find out info about what Lidl had in stock that was cycle related, this thread is no longer going to show it.

There's no need for a sticky with Lidl's stock.

I shop at aldi and Lidl, I love there cheeses, salamis and the bratwurst.

Stop the fucking press!!!

Just for the record, my £4.99 Lidl tarck pump is still going strong. Pumps happily to 120psi (not tried higher) and the pressure gauge works fine actually.

You can't say the same about the Tesco's one.
I only bought it, because it has a gauge and I have antoher (slightly better one which doesn't mash up valves) bigger without.

I bent it to f... hell the other day.

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Stop the fucking press!!!

Also the rye and sunflower breads.

Holy shit.. thats fucking awesome

Holy shit.. thats fucking awesome

Olive oil and balsamic vinegar too

You can't say the same about the Tesco's one.
I only bought it, because it has a gauge and I have antoher (slightly better one which doesn't mash up valves) bigger without.

I bent it to f... hell the other day.

Just saying like......

Just saying like......

I can pay £30 + dinner if you want to help. Or need a babysitter for a day.

My back has been brutalised by the last experience with the jungle that grew up where my garden used to be. If I ever see another blade of effing grass........

I can pay £30 + dinner if you want to help. Or need a babysitter for a day.

PM max crowe.

You show no fear of ze Chermans do you?

Oliver will be along in a while. Lets hope without the nutcracker.

You're all doomed.

I can't do much with the little one around. The grass is mown down, but I have to sort out the bushes in the back - overgrown by brambles I cut down weekly only to find them the next week.

There was a woman from Jamaica who stayed at my sister-in-law's and she needed money for a ticket back home. We paid here to do some chores around the house (which I really hated, as I prefer to clean myself). When we run out of ideas, my wife ask her if she could trim brambles (or raspberries) in the garden which were suffocating some nice bushes.
Unfortunately she had no idea what raspberry is never mind the brambles. We found out everything in our garden chopped down to the ground with brambles still in place. I wanted to cry. There's still a huge pile of spiky twigs and I have no idea what to do with it. Feel like pouring petrol all over the back yard and starting from scratch.

PM max crowe.

Do you think he'd babysit for a pint?

Do you think he'd babysit for a pint?

A sandwich, a packet of crisps and an apple is his going rate.

a chance to meet your step daughter is the going rate.

I think he might do it.

I can pay £30 + dinner if you want to help. Or need a babysitter for a day.

£30 to sort your garden out?
Plus dinner?
I'll do it.

I think he might do it.

Oi I dibs the step daughter, she's more my height.

I can't do much with the little one around. The grass is mown down, but I have to sort out the bushes in the back - overgrown by brambles I cut down weekly only to find them the next week.

There was a woman from Jamaica who stayed at my sister-in-law's and she needed money for a ticket back home. We paid here to do some chores around the house (which I really hated, as I prefer to clean myself). When we run out of ideas, my wife ask her if she could trim brambles (or raspberries) in the garden which were suffocating some nice bushes.
Unfortunately she had no idea what raspberry is never mind the brambles. We found out everything in our garden chopped down to the ground with brambles still in place. I wanted to cry. There's still a huge pile of spiky twigs and I have no idea what to do with it. Feel like pouring petrol all over the back yard and starting from scratch.

There are many Jamaican jokes and anecdotes. They're the Irish of the Caribbean. But for such an amusing tale, PM me and I'll see if I can come over and help. I can be paid in Earl Grey. I do love a good cuppa.

Just for the record, my £4.99 Lidl tarck pump is still going strong. Pumps happily to 120psi (not tried higher) and the pressure gauge works fine actually.

Mine lasted about 2 weeks. Cheap plastic shit. I've since owned a Decathlon one which lasted about 2 years and now I've got a Lezyne that that will last forever.

and now I've got a Lezyne that that will last forever.

My lezyne mini pump is easier to use than my £20 track pump from my lbs :(