Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty newbies?

Nah, that was pretty good. Except you forgot the bit about newbs buying all the drinks..

Nah, that was pretty good. Except you forgot the bit about newbs buying all the drinks..

Pfft I'll bring ASDA's own vodka and put it in y'all drinks, or firewater, and we'll be sorted

sounds good to me

My finely honed tastebuds would detect it instantly
and demand access to the bottle directly..

My finely honed tastebuds would detect it instantly
and demand access to the bottle directly..

gulps again

Not if I drink it before you

ewwwwwww!

What do you mean ewww? ill be hiding in the ladies toilet and drinking the bottle myself. What's ew about that eh eh? hands on hips, taps feet

gulps again
Not if I drink it before you

That would be breaking the rules though wouldn't it?

Not if I drink it before you

re-cycling??

When did we move onto golden showers?

When did we move onto golden showers?

In murtle's mind

That would be breaking the rules though wouldn't it?

Well I've always rebelled

What do you mean ewww? ill be hiding in the ladies toilet

Noob. Do you really think that you'd be safe from hippy in there?

Noob. Do you really think that you'd be safe from hippy in there?

Okay, probably not. Where do I hide? Behind you?

Okay, probably not. Where do I hide? Behind you?

No, I don't go in the ladies'.

I do.

No, I don't go in the ladies'.

'sNah, I just will stick behind you all the time, even if you go to the mens'

You're just trying to make me collateral damage.

You're just trying to make me collateral damage.

Moi?! NEVER

hippy doesn't take prisoners.

Hurry the fuck up? hehe interesting take..

Is Bob your uncle?

I like hurry the fuck up too.

Just follow the rules, use the search button, hurry the fuck up, show your face at meets/rides, be nice, learn and listen, flash your baws, then bob's your uncle

Ta very much for that, only advice what may be hard to follow is show your face at meets as i live in deepest Essex. Does this make me any less welcome on a site for Londoners? Will be doing the Dunwich dynamo soon though if that counts.

Dude, I live like the furthest from most of them in London, just show up for an hour or two! You could go to SE drink meets on tuesday which isnt far from any stations...

Though you'll be fine just attending races/rides :P Have I also told you I've been on here less than a week, haha

Ta very much for that, only advice what may be hard to follow is show your face at meets as i live in deepest Essex. Does this make me any less welcome on a site for Londoners? Will be doing the Dunwich dynamo soon though if that counts.

Essex? Sorry, please hand in your card at reception before being escorted off site.

Nah, there's dosy bastards from everywhere on here.

You calling me a dozy bastard hippy?