Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty newbies?

Oh cock... never thought of it like that before...

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Welcome to our newest member, ramrodius

It'll be going up hill again soon with names like this,

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http://www.londonfgss.com/thread23638.html

Yes.

i blame Hippy for not posting enough these days, that way the crap quotient would be reduced

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread23621.html#post747893

What happened to platini? My guess is, the ultimate person on the forum
to go on his ignore list was himself and thus he disappeared up his own posturia.*

*deliberate misspelling as bait

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread23621.html#post747893

MMmm shit OT but great return to form from the PUNNers

the good stuff is just watered down now adays, it will pass when spacehoppers become the new fad.

I blame the immigrants.

I blame the immigrants.

+1

i blame Hippy for posting too much these days, that way the crap quotient is increased

Fixered.

What happened to platini? My guess is, the ultimate person on the forum
to go on his ignore list was himself and thus he disappeared up his own posturia.*

*deliberate misspelling as bait

Posterior

AAAAH!!! AAAAHHH!!! I took a bait meant for Platini!!!

What happened to platini? My guess is, the ultimate person on the forum
to go on his ignore list was himself and thus he disappeared up his own posturia.*

*deliberate misspelling as bait

You can fuck off, whoever the fuck you may be...
**Ramon has not made any friends yet **

Welcome back mate :)

That was quality.

The question I have, is what's the forum going to be like at the end of summer?
Is there still going to be a forum?
will there still be drinks?
And how/ where am I meant to show off my new geekhouse, considering the first time I'm gonna get to ride it is september the 27th.
And then I might be in dublin!

I'm worried I'm going to return to a post apocalyptic nightmare without any forum rides to silly places, and no south burgers, north pubs on hills, West's general spirit of joviality and calm, and no night time spins around the capital of capitals.

yours,
A concerned forumite.

1: Same as it is now, thereabouts.
2: Yes, unless I die of swine flu.
3: Yes, unless swine flu shuts down pubs and social gatherings.
4: Post photos on t'internets
5: !!!

if there was a fee of 50 pence to start threads and no longer a fee to use the search button would that help?

okay classics like does anybody know where i left my keys or should my shoes match my saddle would be lost but this would be a small price to pay i think.

1: Same as it is now, thereabouts.
2: Yes, unless I die of swine flu.
3: Yes, unless swine flu shuts down pubs and social gatherings.
4: Post photos on t'internets
5: !!!

6: If i hack your password and take over this joint.
7: Bike polo becomes the biggest thing since fixed gear
8: I've just had a coffee
9: I'm gonna go cry in the corner of the room.
10: yay TEN!

Hello Mr Dogsballs, I am a 'Newbie'. Please do give me a description of what would make me a 'numpty newbie'.If I fit the description then you can be assured that i will fuck off, delete my profile and never return. In fact you may even be able to put me off fixies for a long time. Oh, the damage you could do. Who knows? i may even turn to the evils of drink, drugs and car driving.

Hello Mr Dogsballs, I am a 'Newbie'. Please do give me a description of what would make me a 'numpty newbie'.If I fit the description then you can be assured that i will fuck off, delete my profile and never return. In fact you may even be able to put me off fixies for a long time. Oh, the damage you could do. Who knows? i may even turn to the evils of drink, drugs and car driving.

Just follow the rules, use the search button, hurry the fuck up, show your face at meets/rides, be nice, learn and listen, flash your baws, then bob's your uncle

Hurry the fuck up? hehe interesting take..

Is Bob your uncle?

Hurry the fuck up? hehe interesting take..

Is Bob your uncle?

No, Chico is.

Did I miss anything else in the rules of newbies? I'm only less than a week old :P