Nursery for New Members

OK ,I havent shat myself for over a week. Can I leave the nursery now?

First read the Nursery rules in the OP (http://www.londonfgss.com/thread9350.html) and then try posting some more--but keep it to sensible posts--don't be tempted to post meaningless stuff just to get out of the Nursery. And welcome.

Afternoon all and hello from me - Andrew from Sheffield.

How is sunny Sheffield?

How sunny is Sheffield?

Sunnier than Leeds

How is Sheffield, sonny?

bog off patronising git

I'll be in Leeds in two weeks, first though is Birmingham next week. I'll be buying beds.

bogof patronising git

No, thanks, one is quite enough.

Nursery loiterers... All 3 of you!

Disgusting

Stop talking to yourselves, Balki.

Cokey.

Pokey

Cokey.

I win!

Pokey

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Why are you blokes not at the pub?

We're waiting for you :*

Edit: Oh hang on, I'm not a bloke. I dunno then

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Left work late to come home and do more work.

Instead I ate pasta and I'm now drinking whisky and posting here.

I'll do the work later.

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Why are you blokes not at the pub?

Cokey.

Wife gone to a charity fashion show. Nipper in bed, red wine flows.

Pokey

Cokey.

Wife gone to a charity fashion show. Nipper in bed, red wine flows.

Wife in the bath, no nipper yet.....the red wine has gone!!! argghhh!!!

I'm not sharing (wife,child or wine).

pours another glass

spoil sport!!

Hic.

slurp....dregs ofd wine glass....mouth under bottle catching last drips.....

move to whisky..

Like this one.