Nursery for New Members

Hopefully, we'll be out soon !

Hopefully?

I'm in the same situation - still waiting !!!

fruitbat will never be allowed out of the Nursery. Don't put your hopes up too high.

The way things are going, people will soon be given an appreciation thread before they get out of the nursery.

fruitbat will never be allowed out of the Nursery. Don't put your hopes up too high.

I object. There are loads of interesting threads I want to start.
Some of them have been done before, but I can do them better.
stamps feet, goes off and cries

Hurry up !

Whats the rush.

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My notice telling me that I am in the nursery is misspelled. It tells me I can't *"start a thread or send a private mesage"*.

ummm, for that you get to stay here longer.

its a fixieism.
obv.

why the fuck am i on here?
argghhhhh, if i want any hope of being at the cake bake off I've got to go finish all my jobs.
shit shit shit.

I really want to start a thread in the 'WANTS' section - getting fed up of waiting !

I really want to start a thread in the **'WANTS' **section - getting fed up of waiting !

You are going to place a thread in the Wants Sections saying that you **want **to get out of the Nursery?

Or do you **want **something else?

My notice telling me that I am in the nursery is misspelled. It tells me I can't *"start a thread or send a private mesage"*.

Yeah, the forum admin is a bit of a thicko..

PM him with words to that effect.

I really want to start a thread in the 'WANTS' section - getting fed up of waiting !

What do you want?

As a start have a look through the Offered and For Sale items (advanced search).

My notice telling me that I am in the nursery is misspelled. It tells me I can't *"start a thread or send a private mesage"*.

*"start a thread or send for a private massage"*

fxd

Where's the WANTS section? I want a cuppa.

beginning my nursery time...

Aw, this is cute. Never been in here before. It's like a little hatchery for forumenger-chicklets.

What do you want?

To start a thread, for fuck's sake. How many times does he have to spell it out?

Sheesh.

^ Double fail.

To start a thread, for fuck's sake. How many times does he have to spell it out? Sheesh.

What item does he want?

Ok

Note to self. Stop trying to be a fucking smartarse

It doesn't suit you. Best leave it to the professionals.

the nursery won't let me out. i've been a big boy for quite some time now but the door's locked. i think everyone's gone home and left me here. :(