Victoria Pendleton

Will you shut it about morals and ethics and observe that the people who don't support it on this thread aren't supporting it because it's LAME? it's like Eddy Merckx doing an embarrassing dance at a launch party for Unipack. Or something.

That would be fully fucking sick!

Bet you he's reading a first edition 1799 issue of...

i wonder what she would think if she saw this thread?

'what a sad bunch of internet geeks who can't ride for shit. get a life' ?

'i feel such a dirty whore for letting down the sisterhood by prostituting my body image for teenage boys to wank themselves silly over. but before i cry myself to sleep i'll order some jimmy choo's and a gucchi handbag with the money i made'?

Man, I have to say this thread is pretty depressing. But to be expected I suppose.

I wonder what else these lucky women can do as well as being beautiful. Maybe something *almost *as good as a man.

Just don't let them anywhere near a car or a powerdrill FFS!

We should interview her and ask her.

"I know what I'm going to spend all my FHM money on... 1799 Fist Edition Pineapple Review and an Owl in glasses"

Tags are such a let down this time around... where's all the vitriol gone?

Tags are such a let down this time around... where's all the vitriol gone?

+1 "she must be a lezzer"? Whoever wrote that, you're just letting yourself down.

"the seldom lezzer"

Better but not 531 yet.

"the lezzer killer" - Unipak grade quote

just don't let them anywhere near a car or a powerdrill ffs!

sexist!

Maleist!

"the seldom clever"

That's the fucking spirit. Well done.

wank-lad = best insult i've heard this week.

wank-lad spaff-fest

She lives near where I work, though I ain't worked out exactly where yet......

But you will....

Skeet stop LOL

Just don't let them anywhere near a car or a powerdrill FFS!

or a fixie bike

We should interview her and ask her.

• You're a girl, you ride a bike AND you're pretty. Thank you on behalf of the LFGSS boys, but tell me, how do you find the time?
  

We should ask her to tell us about the pillowfight at her last sleepover, and what her favourite recipes are.

and if she ever kissed a girl

yep

Dose she know if Balki has ever kissed a girl?

and if she ever kissed a girl

If so, did she like it and what were the opinions of her current romantic partner on the subject. Perhaps she could compare the event to the taste of some fruit based cosmetics.