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Amazing
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23823467-van-driver-sacked-by-firm-after-deliberately-swerving-into-london-cyclist.do

Oh dear, not everyone thought it was amazing:

"Wearing THAT hat, THAT scarf and THAT beard? The van driver deserves a medal, a raise and an assault rifle."

Gotta love Standard readers.

Gold!

This is an argument that will never be settled.
The battle between Motorists and cyclists has been ongoing for centuries, ever since Jesus' dad invented the car to travel to Nazareth with his secretary 'Mary' what he'd put up the duff.
By the time he arrived there the cyclists involved in the first ever 'Hessian run' had already dibbed all the rooms in the Inn.
Ooohhh, God was sooo furious about this as it meant his son was born with straw stuck to his arse and had a fondness for donkeys.
God vowed from that day forth to make life hell for all cyclists. There is written proof of this in his best selling Autiobiography 'The Bible' by God.
In the chapter 'Genesis' it is stated that on the seventh day God created the 'Motorist', and told him "It is your job to rid the world of 'The evil Cyclists'.
Personally i think James deserves praise for striking back at someone as powerful as God and refusing to stand for the abuse he receives daily from the 'motorists'.

By the way, does anybody know what make of bag James is sporting there? I think it's possibly the best bag i've ever seen.

- Scraggie Borsha, The Forum, 12/04/2010 16:33
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I have to say, breakfast was great! It should turn into a regular occurrence as the weather gets better as it was a lovely start to the day. Head up there, have breakfast with friends and then go do whatever you have planned for the day. North Drinks Breakfast Club ftw!*

Anyone fancy brekkie tomorrow morning at kenwood? I haz day off.

Also, yes to breakfast club on saturdays, potentially followed by actual riding?

Bad news jd, hope things get sorted as they should.

Someone tried to run JD over? Why? Hope you're alright dude.

why not?

but in reality, i hope you're alright. anyone tell the full story?

why not?

Watch yourself! It might happen to you one day and it aint fun! I cant post any more info until i have sorted thing with my solicitor.
As you were nothing to see here move along.

so basically you got your cock out.

the driver couldn't see it from the next lane so tried to get closer.

but in reality, i hope you're alright. anyone tell the full story?

Lips are sealed, I'll take it to the grave if I have to.

Better told in person to be honest rather than on a public forum. Needless to say, the cabbie was a total fucking dangerous cuntybollocks who deliberately did what he did and lied through his teeth to the police.

became fixated...?

Lips are sealed, I'll take it to the grave if I have to.

Better told in person to be honest rather than on a public forum. Needless to say, the cabbie was a total fucking dangerous cuntybollocks who deliberately did what he did and lied through his teeth to the police.

nasty, are you injured justin? was this after the tweed run? good luck with your legal stuff.

nasty, are you injured justin? was this after the tweed run? good luck with your legal stuff.

Bollocks! And you will get a slap on the wrists when our paths cross! Now pedal away to another thread. thank you

:d

By the way, does anybody know what make of bag James is sporting there? I think it's possibly the best bag i've ever seen.

Archies Grobag my friend

Archies Grobag my friend

Thanks for that Clara.

It was a quote from the about article and not a question from me. I know it an archies growbag, Sarah has one.

I'm trying to slyly steal Ben's, not holding out much hope though

I'm trying to slyly steal Ben's, not holding out much hope though

Dont be sly about it. A swift knock to the back of the head should do the job.

Noted - It's only a matter of time...

Beer?

Not yet, I am at work.

Ha ha ha, will the monocle be making an appearance tonight, Ben?

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Sarah check your facebook messages!

I fancy going for an urban spin this lunchtime, anyone about?