North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

I forgot my lunch, which I'd spent time making this morning and I can still visualise on my kitchen worktop, so at the minute I'm really struggling to think of anything other than my next meal (meat based, obviously).

I'd love a duck on my pond at home and doubt I'd ever eat it. I would probably swap it every year for a little duckling though as everyone loves cute little animals.

I fucking love living above a restaurant, i'm off for some duck lunch!

I love working by a river, I'm going for a duck lunch too. Or maybe a coot.

(checks for police and runs across the road carrying an air rifle)

Veggie Duck for Sarah:

Duck is now scared of coming up hill tonight...

The closest thing to plastic I ever tried to eat was a rustler microwave bbq rib sandwich. Utterly fucking rancid!

Duck will be safe.

Poasting to confirm I'm eating a kebab for lunch.

Poasting to confirm I'm eating a kebab for lunch.

If it was PGM I would have ignored the erroneous "a" but with Noel, I thought there could be something in this.....

Urban dictionary to the rescue:

1. Poasting - posting on a message board in an obnoxious and pointless manner using terms such as "lulz", "n00b" or "fagz". Used as a form of humour.
   
   
   

Where do you learn all this shit?

The Internet™

Isn't just a shortened version of a "boast post"?

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Just putting it out there, like.

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• Bank Holiday Cider Festival.pdf

I'm stopping off at the SA for one tonight for sure.

Just putting it out there, like.

I'm stopping off at the SA for one tonight for sure.

See you there drinks on you! But more importantly will you have the bit of ti with you?

random post of awesome

http://tinyurl.com/yk6cvad

Ti is nearly ready... just need bars and a stem.

Ti is nearly ready... just need bars and a stem.

Pedals?

Were they in Islington?

Spotted, Bad Matt at his desk working hard (looking at the internet) at about 2ish.

Ti is nearly ready... just need bars and a stem.

Got a very nice NOS stem that you might like!

Spotted, Bad Matt at his desk working hard (looking at the internet) at about 2ish.

Was he looking at NSFW things?

Ti is nearly ready... just need bars and a stem.

Do you want some Nitto drops?

Was he looking at NSFW things?

Lift porn.

On my way home. Will ride past the SA, anyone going to be there for a very swift one?

Lift porn.

Suppose he might as well throw it in something.