It's a fucking bike!

I only ever ride geared.

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I've never ridden a bike.

A lob-on is a stiffy in Oz, too.

Techncially a lob-on is a partial raise, a chubby that you can get away with at your desk, on the tube, in the morning, sunbathing, reading dull threads highlighting peoples inability the grasp the concepts of forums/sarcasm/group culture etc etc..

Either way it's a good few pumps away from a stiffy. Couldn't get away with one of those on the tube, soon as those school kids get off you exposed!

So am i right in thinking you aussies only get a semi.. man that explains it all!!!!!!

my bike has square wheels 50 million gears fixed if i flip the hub, njs stem, arrospok front wheel kirrin grips, no brakes crazy glitter paint job..fuck it its a bike..not that i get anywhere on it....fucking hipster square wheels...but they look so gooooood!!!!! all said ride what you want, you'lll get further than me :)

Techncially a lob-on is a partial raise, a chubby that you can get away with at your desk, on the tube, in the morning, sunbathing, reading dull threads highlighting peoples inability the grasp the concepts of forums/sarcasm/group culture etc etc..

Either way it's a good few pumps away from a stiffy. Couldn't get away with one of those on the tube, soon as those school kids get off you exposed!

So am i right in thinking you aussies only get a semi.. man that explains it all!!!!!!

No mate. Our tocklies are permanently in a semi state, so that we are always just "a good few pumps" away from being primed.

:)

I love the term 'chubby', I doubled up the first time I heard that down under... I was fucked on Bundy tho'... ;)

I was fucked by Ted Bundy tho'... ;)

Well, at least he didn't kill you.

all this talk of fixies and stuff has whacked up half a mongrel in my daks.

It's eliciting a modicum of tumescence beneath one's cummabund.

indeed, sir.

Hush your foul mouth.

Well, at least he didn't kill you.

Arf! :D

a danish paper wrote about the new trend: a brakeless bike called a "flexi-model"
wtf?
http://www.mybikes.dk/pr/Berlingske.html

poll?

ooh dear, can of worms has opened up a bit.

Luckily it reverted to the usual innovative/random humour.

I have been forumenging to the max yes, for those who have noticed. As im stuck at a computer doing summer catch-up on coursework.

This rant was prompted as much by people I actually know/friends as people here. And its was just a silly observational winge anyway.

I speak a lot of shit sometimes yes, this is the internet afterall. But I hope I spout more useful commentary/help than crap. It appears from the added tags that some people might have been upset. You have my apologies, but perhaps you shouldnt take things so seriously.

I actually fit into the majority of stereotypes I may ocassionaly take the piss out of.

Hope to catch a ride with anyone if I whenever I drop by.

And, how did the idea Im from peterborough come about?

dunno. isn't peterborough in birmingham?

good lord those tags are a bit dark and not very nice. i suggest whoever wrote them deletes them.

I have to say I'm surprised at the lack of actual talk of RIDING on this board. It mostly seems to be arguing about BLB and people calling their new bikes 'FIXIES' and going on about colourschemes!

WRONG.
this board is actually an excuse to drink every night of the week.

Fixie
Fixed
SS
You're all cunts. Shut the fuck up. Just lose the attitude and ride.

I'm getting that ona shirt

HTFU and get it as a tattoo,

I don't do tatts.. I do road rash. :)

Here in copenhagen a "fixie" seems to be a converted road bike without brakes (and sometimes with flat pedals+no clips/straps)..

I wanna marry a Copenhagean!
Fit as fuck and ride bikes.....

This thread is deadly! haha.

Some very funny stuff.

I suppose the thing about bikes is they are one of the worlds great inventions, and people are enthusiastic about that in different ways. Like with cars, some people like tuning them to preform, or making them look nice, or fitting speakers, etc. Bikes are the same. I totally appreciate people who go to great lengths to make their bike look really nice and individual and I appreciate people who put in mad hours in the saddle working or training.

That said, there is a total hollier than thou attitude. God just spoke to me, he shone a beam of sunlight in my window, which reflected off the animal bar I was about to eat, (which he knew I was going to buy and thats why he made it summer weather) and it blinded me.

Peace