It's a fucking bike!

More i used to...why?

Just reminded me of this, that's all...

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Sorry dude.

that's ok. it might even be my fault. i repped you.

Ah na its the classic
Whats the hardest thing about rollerblading joke.

You snowboard Scrapper?

Just reminded me of this, that's all...

I know, it's very confusing - i found it easier to get a road bike instead, so you can just say "oh i ride gears", and they will stop talking with you :)

oh- and no-one likes london dynamo, they're like dolph lundgren in rocky 5. steely, uncommunicative, violent, unwelcoming, on drugs.

Rocky IV. "I must break you".

Drago: I win for me! FOR ME!

Drago: He's not human. He's like a piece of iron.

Drago: If he dies, he dies.

Balboa: "OOOOIIIIIIIIDDDDDRrrrrrrrIIIEEENNNNNNNE".

thats cause you call important cabinet ministers like me a worm and object offers me haircuts.

oh really? minister for annelids is it?

oh- and no-one likes london dynamo, they're like dolph lundgren in rocky 5. steely, uncommunicative, violent, unwelcoming, on drugs.

That was Rocky IV, wasn't it?

And you call yourself middlebrow...

it's called a 'stiffie' you fucking pussies

I prefer quickies to fixies.

That was Rocky IV, wasn't it?

And you call yourself middlebrow...

shit yes you're absolutely right.

the shame.

Ive noticed a lot of bickering over "fixie vs. fixed" recently.
People seem very passionate from either side!

I know theres times, when you have to explain the particular charachteristic of your bike by using some appropriate terminology, (in which case I say "fixed wheel")

But something that I dont really get, is peoples actually completley switching the word bike/bicycle for fixed gear or singlespeed.

SO many people are like,

" hey were going on a ride with our fixed gears" ,

"my girlfriend rides a singlespeed"

"Should I buy a singlespeed?"

I dont really get it. A lot of people seem to have some sort of holier than though attitude just because they discarded their expensive geared bike, or in some cases bought a OTP as their very first adult bike.

And when people start to go on about "fixed gear culture" wtf are they on about?
Circus cyclists, track racers, old chaps on path racers, the millions of people who ride fixed wheel work bikes/rickshaws in the world,

or just the few twenty something "kids" in big cities, wearing a cycling cap, their sisters jeans, a "messenger bag" and a mini D lock strapped themselves worth more than their bike, practicing "skids" like its a new impressive skill?

It certainly cant be anything to do with cycle couriers right? thats like saying theres a specific milkman culture.

A bike is a bike, I think we oughtta just lose the attitude and ride?

hehee :D

You have an unbelieveably high ratio of 'days active:posts'

You have an unbelieveably high ratio of 'days active:posts'

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what do you expect though, the chap lives in peterborough. although i hear it's lovely there this time of year.

it's called a 'stiffie' you fucking pussies

a lad I went to school with called a hard-on a 'stiffie'. And I'll be fucked if I'm riding one of those!

a lad I went to school with called a hard-on a 'stiffie'. And I'll be fucked if I'm riding one of those!

A South African lady I used to work with in an office once asked me if I had a stiffie, she was of course referring to a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy disk, (anyone actually still use those?) Made me laugh, bit worried at first but made me laugh.

A South African lady I used to work with in an office once asked me if I had a stiffie, she was of course referring to my 3 and 1/2 inch floppy, (anyone actually still got any use for this?) Made me laugh, bit worried at first but made me laugh as of course I realised I did indeed have a stiffie, I must have been absent-mindedly resting my left hand on my thigh. A court case followed in which I lost much of my equity.

Bernhard exactly the same thing happened to me, amazing - wondering if it's the same woman.

It's the perfect cover up for a failed come on.

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what do you expect though, the chap lives in peterborough. although i hear it's lovely there this time of year.

I went to Peterborough just the other month. Arrived at a pub I was told was nice, to see everyone in said pub outside watching someone about to commit suicide off a multi-story carpark.

Bright Times™

But they do have a nice Cathedral

http://www.peterborough-cathedral.org.uk/

a lad I went to school with called a hard-on a 'stiffie'. And I'll be fucked if I'm riding one of those!

A lob-on is a stiffy in Oz, too.

brakeless boner