What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Humour is wasted on some, Matt.

Particularly valverde supporters...

Humour is wasted on some, Matt.

Matt's capable of better than that.
And he knows it.

Particularly valverde supporters...

Supporter is a bit strong.

I'm doing this for his own benefit.

Thank you. Thank you. May I have some more please?

Have you not got tea to make?

So, so low.

You know how to wound a man.

I'm jealous. I'd rather be making tea than wasting my life here. At work.

oof. right in the feels.

Somewhere near Herne Hill where you can ride round and round in circles with no traffic. Hmmm.

It's a poser.

Don't you have to ride one of those ridiculous fixie-bike-cycles when you ride around Herne Hill?

Maybe at the velodrome, but I'm pretty sure you're allowed to freewheel around Herne Hill.

So when do people talk about Brixton on here?

After dark.

Is it nice there?

Is it nice there?

Yes, the mc ds has security guards.

Wow, I've got a lot to learn

Maybe we could meet at Champagne and Fromage to discuss?

Sounds great!

I can be there in about 20 minutes. You should spot me. I'll be the white middle class prick in shorts.

Do they have security guards?

My shorts?
I don't think so.

Maybe at the velodrome

How much does a house cost on the velodrome road?

How much does a house cost on the velodrome road?

You have to work in banking to be able to afford it.

did someone say 'Regent'?

what time?

Tomorrow 1530hrs

Coverage starts at 2. I'll be there for 1.