Don't

sit in a hot bath after penile surgery involving stitches to bind it back together after getting it thoroughly caught in a zip and think rude thoughts absent-mindedly.

true story, one of my friend's dinner-party anecdotes.

go out on your bike.

stand so close to me

(yes, police lyrics in both threads...)

you want me baby
dont you want me woo ho hooo

call me Shirley

stop me now, i'm having such a good time, i'm having a ball

duplicate on this thread. If you're not prepared to read it from the beginning, memorize it, and apologize to anyone you've already plagiarized, please fuck off.

be ridiculous. This thread is a pile of shite. I'm not reading it.

go there.

even

,i mean it!

you know it

cry for me Argentina?

listen to him ^^^

start, I've had enough today.

you put your oar in.

twist my words

speak.

duplicate on this thread. If you're not prepared to read it from the beginning, memorize it, and apologize to anyone you've already plagiarized, please fuck off.

duplicate on this thread. If you're not prepared to read it from the beginning, memorize it, and apologize to anyone you've already plagiarized, please fuck off.

repost the same old shit BMMF and murtle

I'm not the same old shit BMMF. I'm the new even shitter unemployed BMMF.

employ him^

cry about it man. You will get another job I'm sure.

bet on it.