Don't

count your chickens

make me Ang Lee, you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.

shit on your own doorstep

tell anyone about this, understand? it's our little secret.

you lot have anything better to be doing?

play with food

you?

shit on your own doorstep

i got a great story about a mate of mine... nah forget it not that funny... works better with a beer in your hand.

walk, walk
ask me i'm only the president

stop the music

know.

mention the war, I did but I think I got away with it.

worry, be happy

be last to east beers

be last to east beers

be the first, either.

shit where your eat.

is a literaly translation form spanish and means, don't fuck around with your job, it give you your food

you listen

.... touch
wet paint.

crap in your own mouth.

turn
@playswellwithotters

hold me at ransom for my bike.

cry-eee, wipe a tear baby dear from your eye-eee

quote me...

sneeze with flap jack in your mouth

Sit down on the toilet to do a number 2 after surgery for testicular torsion, with your knob sort of strapped to your body at an upwards angle, and forget that the human body tends to automatically accompany doing a number 2 with a bit of a number 1.