It's not always the ped's fault

What about the 'old inexperienced cyclist' instead?

Or just 'numpty'? ;)

A. fuck off

b. you know fine and rightly that you were talking about saturday, and nothing will convince me otherwise

c. if you have seen me run so many crossings, then you must have been behind me and followed me through, as i certainly don't remember having to wait for you as you were stopped at a zebra crossing ever.

d. the old 'inexperienced cyclist' line isn't going to work anymore, i'm afraid. you'll have to find a new stand-by..

I knew you would rise to this, much like a greasy, fat trout. Breaking the indolence of winter to gorge itself greedily on the first mayfly hatch of spring.

seen you do it many a time, and yes it didn't take very long to catch you up afterwards thus proving the futility of your aggressive stance towards pedestrians.

I think you should accept that you have been found wanting in this department, apologise, and promise to be more aware when cycling.

handbags, gentleman, at ten paces.

who cares anyway, little old ladies - they're the fucking SCUM of the earth. they gave my cat the aids.

Bunch of fly swallowers.

bollerrkks. and you're not getting a rise out of me, i promise..

Your cat got the aids coz it's a needle sharing crack ho' of a cat. Leave dear old Doris and her purple rinse alone.

bollerrkks. and you're not getting a rise out of me, i promise..

it's too late for that, you're in the creel already despatched with the priest, signed into the visitors book at 4lb 6oz.

you were out of order, other people apologised on your behalf as you stormed off. and had you slowed down, the lady also apologised. so maybe you should get off your high horse and back on your bike...

i'll leave doris alone, she's filth, i heard what you did with her. it was gross. she gave you feline aids.

Cats from the cradle got mad skills.

Meh... if everyone respected each other and shared the roads, we wouldn't have any of this nonsense, whether it's cars hitting peds, peds hitting cyclists, buses hitting kids, whatever.

... you're still suckling on the distended teat of uncertainty.

I knew you would rise to this, much like a greasy, fat trout. Breaking the indolence of winter to gorge itself greedily on the first mayfly hatch of spring.

lol.

and the silver spoon for cooking their h..

For you information, numbush, that old lady was my mum. She's got cancer now, thanks to you.

Does that make you happy? Does it?

you were out of order, other people apologised on your behalf as you stormed off. and had you slowed down, the lady also apologised. so maybe you should get off your high horse and back on your bike...

bloody hell, is this a lynch mob? what was i supposed to do, she stepped out in front of me with out looking and with no warning and she wasn't on the crossing! how is that out of order?

ah, whatever...

why can't we all just get along?

Hippy, you bastard

bloody hell, is this a lynch mob? what was i supposed to do, she stepped out in front of me with out looking and with no warning and she wasn't on the crossing! how is that out of order?

ah, whatever...

So just because her eyesight is failing, you see fit to dish out the cancer.

Scum.

With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.

This is how it should be done.

YouTube - dangerous overtaking bike action by Paul

Hippy, you bastard

You rang?

With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.

she doesnt look impressed

she just swallowed the glue, that's why. and it was my cat's glue. and it had feline immuno defiency virus in its thick folds.

Some people do literally fling themselves in the road as soon as they are within 5 feet of a zebra crossing. This is very true.

Christ there were some fucking idiot cyclists out today. Roll on winter