Epic fail

I tried to look for this video called something like 'the worlds biggest spot' but i gave up after 30 seconds i was dry heaving

^ need some toughen up juice.
I watch these things whilst eating...

there is a vid i'm scared of tho-
there's a live birth vid on youtube...
fuck.
harrowing.

not looking forward to obst & gynae then Henners?

hell no...
imagine what it must do to you when you get home and see your gf's????
all the things that go wrong.... not what you want to see.

Turn the light off when you go to bed.

Its odd i used to watch those live autopsies and eat dinner but there's something about those draining things that i can't stand

lost the link for the haemotoma, this is good tho:
YouTube - Abscess- 4 minutes of drainige

here you go breaker:
http://www.popthatzit.com/

that should sort you out for a bit
:)

Brilliant Henners!!!

I have an operation to remove a Neurona in just under a month- made the mistake of looking that up, I think it would have been a better idea to do that after the operation.

not looking forward to obst & gynae then Henners?

I do not like O&G, too many women is not always a bonus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hhoRTrgLFI&feature=related

Minor fail but the Co-op's latest advert suggesting that rather than doing a 'big weekly shop' at a big supermarket you should just get what you want whenever from the co-op fails for me.

The whole time I just thought 'this is going to be an advert for shopping online from tesco'. Then when it wasn't, I thought the 'rather be with the kids in a park than in the car park' idea worked, just that their solution didn't.

^ you should try it. I've not done a regular "weekly" shop for years. Much less waste and fewer impulse buys of cr*p into a trolley, as I can't carry a trolley load of stuff home on my bike.

I can see why folks should feel that they don't want to shop exclusively at the co-op, however the solution you mention they're suggesting is just a way many people shop already whilst choosing not to give their market share to the big supermarkets that are killing the smaller retailers.

^^She may love her boyfriend, but no amount of love would have me diving in there with no gloves on. Isn't the body a beautiful thing.

The worse supermarket ad is the ADSA 10% less one.

Which girl in the world would get together with her friends, have some wine, and talk about ADSA being 10% cheaper than the other alternative and show them on the computer?

Discovery Astronaut Injured While Riding Bicycle

hell no...
imagine what it must do to you when you get home and see your gf's????
all the things that go wrong.... not what you want to see.

my wife has just bought a midwifery book called perennial and anal trauma. won't be stealing that one in a hurry.

but anyway as a quick pro-natural birth disclaimer read this and It'll all be ok

[ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ina-Mays-Guide-Childbirth-Gaskin/dp/0553381156"]Ina May's Guide to Childbirth: Amazon.co.uk: Ina May Gaskin: Books[/ame]

my wife has just bought a midwifery book called perennial and anal trauma. won't be stealing that one in a hurry.

Hahaha

^ need some toughen up juice.
I watch these things whilst eating...

there is a vid i'm scared of tho-
there's a live birth vid on youtube...
fuck.
harrowing.

There's a few.
Grim.

not sure if repo, looks familiar but...

texting fail...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtDpGM36J8

Lucky girl, looks like nobody saw it happen, except the cctv.

...and the whole fuc**ing internetz.

^ha, was just about to add that myself, 732 958 viewers so far (with many more to come now)

Home Delivery Network Ltd.

Fail on all counts. Home - nah...what they do is drive up to your house, and drop a card and leg it back to the van, meaning you go to their depot. Delivery - see above. Network - that would suggest some level of collective awareness and team working, a centralised management service that knows the wherabouts of the consigments under it's charge...

Nah. I go to the depot, to be told my parcel is in a cage about to be shipped back to the sender, because I didn't pick it up in time - I explain the reason that I did not pick it up is that the card said I couldn't until after Christmas and New Year, based on this being their 'busy period'

Tried to re-arrange delivery via website, it didn't recognise the despatch reference number - I called up to re-arrange delivery, didn't take reference number - FINALLY I got through their ridiculously convoluted call system (which offered me seemingly every date until the end of time for re-delivery) before I got the chance to specify PICK UP FROM DEPOT!!

I dutifully arrived at depot on Tuesday eve this week to be told that my parcel was in a cage awaiting return - they took my card (with reference number), took my mobile number and said they would call me the next day.

They didn't call.

I now check the original email I received from Dolphin Music with the consigment reference number, check this online to find that my parcel has been sent back.

I've just emailed Dolphin Music thus:

*Hi

Reference this parcel 8H44D9423931A - because HDNL are completely and utterly totally fucking batshit incompetent fucktards of the highest order, they have returned it to you, rather than re-deliver it to me (this is seemingly beyond their comprehension)

I would be ever so grateful if when re-sending my parcel to me, you opt to use the mid-Eighteenth century American Mid West Pony Express service, as this will undoubtedly make it's way to me in faster time than HDNL. Failing that, put it round the neck of a fucking pigeon.

Yours

Eightball
*

batshit!

wicked.